Posts by Brain surgeon

1. 2018-05-18 at 2:58 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   leaving detox in the morning, gonna smoke down on some weed and then its my first day of work at 4.
2. 2018-05-17 at 3:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   yall need,to stop this whole not getting laid in 2018 thing.
3. 2018-05-17 at 3:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   whananaananananananananan..........
4. 2018-05-16 at 2:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   mother fuckers just gave me a second 25 mg librium, shot of 2mg ativan, muscle relaxers and i think maybe an ambien. along with the 40mg of methadone i got like 4 hours ago. im about to start melting away.
5. 2018-05-16 at 1:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   oh yeah also i downloaded some free vpn for one week thing. its working pretty well
6. 2018-05-16 at 1:01 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   and id like to actually keep this job i start on friday for more than a couple months.
7. 2018-05-16 at 1 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   Im here for a voluntary medical detox. i could leave any min but they wouldnt let me come back like ever and i really enjoy the 2mg ativan shot every 4 hours.
8. 2018-05-16 at 12:05 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   im on a laptop and tunnel bear is blocked already. ima be here for like 3 more days
9. 2018-05-15 at 10:42 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Brain surgeon Houston
   yo how do i get around this bullshit hospital wifi. theyve got more proxie sites blocked than my fuckin highschool did
10. 2018-05-15 at 9:30 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Brain surgeon Houston
    ima slap the shit out of a nurse if i dont get some drugs soon
11. 2018-05-15 at 2:49 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Ok started fucking around again for a month or so, going to detox for a few days, start new job cooking at bar for 10 plus tips on Friday.
    
    Plants are doing great, things could be worse.
    
    Getting a large bag of fentanyl for a few good by blasts before I go get ativan/librium/methadone zombied for 3daya
12. 2018-04-26 at 11:04 PM UTC in Top Tier Drugs
    Brain surgeon Houston
    1. LSD
    2. weed
    3. Heroin
13. 2018-04-26 at 11 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Or maybe you finally realized that you are the genetically inferior scum that you hate so much.
14. 2018-04-26 at 10:24 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Malice has to kill himself so he won't have to admit to himself or anyone else that he couldn't manage to get through one semester of college.
15. 2018-04-22 at 4 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Sounds like you've got a bitch ass dope dealer. Most of mine would have pointed a gun at me at the very least for threatening their girl like that.
16. 2018-04-21 at 3:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Brain surgeon Houston
    ITT: malice chickens out and claims it was all a prank and he totally trolled all of us.
17. 2018-04-12 at 11:26 PM UTC in what's a good dnm to use these days
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Silk road v4. I'm sure this one won't be taken over by the feds.
18. 2018-04-12 at 8:39 PM UTC in why teenagers don't get hangovers
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Worst hangover of my entire life was half a fifth of crystal palace at 17. So I'm not really sure what you're even talking about.
19. 2018-04-12 at 8:31 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Brain surgeon Houston

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I remember last time you looked down your nose at everyone cause you were like 30 days clean from heroin and were gonna get rich cultivating shrooms.
    
    I only see 3 breakdowns in this thread actually.

    
    I never said that my life wasn't just as shitty as everyone else's.
    
    And yeah I was totally "holier than thou" as fuck when I was clean for that year. I like to think that I've grown a lot since then.
    
    And I'm not gonna get rich growing weed, but at least I won't have to work a real job or pay for weed ever again.
20. 2018-04-12 at 9:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Brain surgeon Houston
    Or maybe drugs just aren't a very good coping mechanism.