What kind of petty shoplifting do you do?

1. 2019-02-17 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #41
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Erekshun So why am I still paying taxes?

   
   Because the governments are actually criminals and don't obey courts. They don't respect the law.
2. 2019-02-17 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #42
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You do know that the high courts everywhere already ruled income tax is illegal and has no legal basis to stand on whatsoever, don't you?

   
   doesn't have anything to do with my point regardless
3. 2019-02-19 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #43
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Having worked LP for many years, I can tell you shoplifting actually pays off, if you already have a criminal record. Most that's going to happen to you is you'll get a promise to appear right from the LP office and end up with a measly fine. Meanwhile, the lifter can scoop thousands, or even millions, of dollars of merch before that happens.

   
   Yes. Its like getting a raise.
   
   Just looking at the averages that people spend on food, clothing, personal hygeine, household, electronics, sporting goods, etc...at least $7k a year.
   
   $7k a year, tax free is like making $10k more a year, and this is just for averages...if you eat organics and lots of produce and healthy fish, as wells as always have new clothing, and lots of electronics and sporting equipment...bump it up to like $20k a year more.
   
   No more shitty $25k/$35k a year job. You're now at $45k/$55k a year.
   
   And in a few licks here and there and you're rockin $60k-$70k a year like lamy.
4. 2019-02-19 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #44
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   If you get caught, get a CDL and drive for $50k+ a year.
5. 2019-02-19 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #45
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Welcome to life. Where those who take advantage get ahead.
6. 2019-02-19 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #46
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   We used to have this member by the name of ShadyLady, who made a living out of shoplifting and selling all of it on E-Bay and the like. She knew all the tricks, had the full array of security tag detachers, and she was extremely knowledgeable on the subject. For her, it was not just boosting merch, it was a way of life.
7. 2019-02-19 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i memmer her, sure she was a mod too
8. 2019-02-19 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   You have a duty to report her
9. 2019-02-19 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #49
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Grylls i memmer her, sure she was a mod too

   
   She took over modding Bad Ideas after I resigned, due to zok's rank abuse of authority on members.
10. 2019-02-19 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #50
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL We used to have this member by the name of ShadyLady, who made a living out of shoplifting and selling all of it on E-Bay and the like. She knew all the tricks, had the full array of security tag detachers, and she was extremely knowledgeable on the subject. For her, it was not just boosting merch, it was a way of life.

    
    Yes Sally Lady was great. Fine girl. Livin off the land.
11. 2019-02-19 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #51
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We also had a member by the name of SLIM, who was just as good and just as dedicated.
12. 2019-02-19 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Was she slim too?
13. 2019-02-19 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #53
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL We also had a member by the name of SLIM, who was just as good and just as dedicated.

    
    Yes yes. And don't forget skytear and tach.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • -SpectraL
14. 2019-02-19 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #54
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And Scumbag was pretty damned knowledgeable, too. He wrote all these epic guides and how-to's and was totally committed to the craft. Knew every trick in the book.
15. 2019-02-19 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL For her, it was not just boosting merch, it was a way of life.

    
    How 2 boof merch?
16. 2019-02-19 at 11:13 PM UTC

    #56
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Hey!! If it falls into my pockets then I ain’t responsible maaaan
17. 2019-02-20 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #57
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I caught this one guy who would walk in with a large bag of chips and then casually drop small valuable items into it as he put his hand in the bag to eat a chip. The guy had the routine down to a science.
18. 2019-02-20 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #58
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by esbity Yes yes. And don't forget skytear and tach.

    
    And FunAsWeGo
19. 2019-02-20 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #59
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    we went on dead tour and pretty much lived off walmart scams for over 7000 miles
20. 2019-02-20 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #60
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    My friend used to get sterling silver jediely designer in large quanities from craft stores. He still has 100 troy oz of it in necklaces...the rest either got cashed or traded for bars. He did a two day road trip out of state just for it.