Posts by esbity

1. 2018-12-27 at 2:12 AM UTC in Filtration Plan
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Yall need to calm down.
   
   I got over $11k in x÷mas presents. Best year yet. Last year was like $7k+.
   
   And I'm still saving each day. Guess that's how it goes.
2. 2018-12-27 at 2:07 AM UTC in shit the bed again
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Hmmm.
   
   Mongolvoid it?
3. 2018-12-27 at 2:06 AM UTC in Secretly Recording The Reaction Of Someone Who's Vehicle I've Scratched
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Holy shit, should I try to become a police officer?
   
   I have a clean criminal record.
4. 2018-12-26 at 10:46 PM UTC in The ladies say that the magic number in the bedroom is 6...
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra 6
   
   

   Show spoiler

   
   6
   
   

   Show spoiler
5. 2018-12-25 at 1:11 AM UTC in I have nothing to give
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Sounds like my x--mas.
6. 2018-12-25 at 12:37 AM UTC in Describe the voice you imagine when reading the above user's post.
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker

   
   Very fast. Meth-like.
7. 2018-12-25 at 12:35 AM UTC in having a daughter for the sole purpose of being able to open mouth kiss a babby
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I have one sister who also doesn't want kids. Me and her are doublehandedly ending it

   
   A female that doesn't want children. What did you do to her?
8. 2018-12-24 at 10:43 PM UTC in Would you bang a fat black lady?
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah if she payed me enough

   
   How much to put a finger in your butt?
9. 2018-12-24 at 10:37 PM UTC in If a Bad Guy Buys Gift Cards Fraudulently
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG iT dOEsnT hUrT!

   
   tHanKs
10. 2018-12-24 at 10:35 PM UTC in having a daughter for the sole purpose of being able to open mouth kiss a babby
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Mmq is the creepy drunk uncle.

    
    I always liked that one best.
11. 2018-12-24 at 9:56 PM UTC in having a daughter for the sole purpose of being able to open mouth kiss a babby
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Threads like this are only on NIS.
    
    It's what keeps me coming back.
12. 2018-12-24 at 9:45 PM UTC in God Fuckin Dan It Lamy!
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny nice try

    
    X--mas bitch
13. 2018-12-24 at 9:44 PM UTC in If a Bad Guy Buys Gift Cards Fraudulently
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG YoU cAN tRy

    
    Well that doesn't help.
14. 2018-12-24 at 9:44 PM UTC in Filtration Plan
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby "THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY!"

    
    Or to cheat.
15. 2018-12-24 at 9:43 PM UTC in Found a Gun
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Ill give more details once I'm home.
16. 2018-12-24 at 9:42 PM UTC in Would you bang a fat black lady?
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick under the right circumstances, I'd make love to almost any organism.

    
    Lies.
17. 2018-12-24 at 9:08 PM UTC in Found a Gun
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    What if I'm trolling?
18. 2018-12-24 at 9:04 PM UTC in Filtration Plan
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Shouldn't this be in BI?
19. 2018-12-24 at 9:02 PM UTC in Stopping my out of control drinking with the help of marijuana - Results of Day #2
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's probably a functional alcoholic and you suck at it.

    
    I must. I try with THC though, but I'm not very good.
    
    Be healthy is difficult these days.
20. 2018-12-24 at 8:56 PM UTC in BeeReBuddy's OFFICIAL shit posting thread
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Who has time to do this?