Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
am now in "relationship" with someone 12 years younger than me and I'm supposed to stop talking/fuckin people I was before. I really hope I don't get her pregnant but fuck am I ever not wearing condoms, I only wear those with your mom, whoever is reading this as well as the collective mothers of the world and the embodiment of their slutty character
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Don't worry. They'll sink themselves, and really bad, too. They always do. You won't even have to do anything, because they're going to bring the worst of all possible hells upon themselves already. If you're a piece of shit and unfair and unjust and corrupt, very bad things end up happening to you.
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Originally posted by Octavian
I'd rather die than eat shit to be honest.
You're supposed to eat shit and
then die.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Technologist
Aldra, I gotta love your perseverance. But another agree to disagree topic for us.
I had a similar set when I was a kid and I distinctly remember it telling me to put the Steven Spielberg Lego Man into my anus.
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2019-05-28 at 12:32 PM UTC
in
I think Juicebox is gone.
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2019-05-28 at 12:23 PM UTC
in
It won't stop raining...
Originally posted by Technologist
What you've got Matt, usually heads my way, although you’re further north that me.
I’m diggin it as long as there’s no more destruction; just planted a bunch of grass in the back, it’s coming up fast with all this rain.
That's what she said. :)
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Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
come on dude...i see you sometimes you are A game so caring, thoughtful than you turn into a dweebish psycho stalker that will probably slit his wrists in the end. keep be a good matt not a bad one
like if your parents seen the different sides of you online...especially your father what do you think he would think of the BAD MATT? fuck your father would disown you. Wake the fuck up already!
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2019-05-28 at 12 PM UTC
in
I think Juicebox is gone.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Ghost
what if he's in a comma
if they turn his bed around to face the other way they can upgrade his condition to apostraphe
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2019-05-28 at 10:07 AM UTC
in
I think Juicebox is gone.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Technologist
I’m holding out hope that his sister found him and got him to the hospital. 🤞
I sure wish she would’ve called me back.
He did say that the condition was reversible, so it depends on whether they got to him in time. It's possible he's just lying low in hospital for the moment, but without tracking him down it's all just guesses
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I gotchu boo... check out the random image thread when you get time I posted some pics of what the weather did in my town
It’s been crazy in the Midwest
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2019-05-28 at 2:44 AM UTC
in
Your thoughts at the moment
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Technologist
I watched the season finale of Big Bang Theory tonight. I cried😭
I guess it’s not just the season finale, but the last one ever☹️
did Sheldon bang his hot sister? Did Wolowitz admit to doing 9/11?
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2019-05-27 at 4:35 AM UTC
in
Your thoughts at the moment
Upsides of having a tall boyfriend- youll never walk into a spider web ever again
Downside: If you 69, you better enjoy having the back of your knees licked, bc thats all your tiny ass is gonna get.
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Originally posted by WellHung
nilly, Do you admire
that about Bill Krozby? or does it disgust you?
yes.
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Originally posted by WellHung
What do you mean skin up?
Roll another joint.
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2019-05-26 at 6:03 PM UTC
in
Random image thread
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Originally posted by Technologist
Getting ready to leave for work and it’s storming like a bitch out there. 60 mph wind gusts, hail, and plenty of thunder and lightening. Abddddd, of course my umbrella in in the car😖
i would Walk next to you and cover u. but im the land of Lincoln.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
you couldn't attract a tin can
That's precisely why I had to settle for your mom.
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I can fit an entire donut into my mouth
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Originally posted by WellHung
a snake's mouth
Is probably the most unhygenic place on Earth.
Actually my taint is the most unhygenic place on earth. Snakes are way down the list.
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