Your thoughts at the moment

1. 2019-05-27 at 10:48 AM UTC

   #1101
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   I’m on day 8 of 8 in a row. I’m gonna be a total bum tomorrow.
2. 2019-05-27 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #1102
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Dregs i wish i knew which one of you is fucking up my dreams turning them into nightmares. you and the other 21 fucking savages need to stay out of my life and way. i'm gonna put a stop to you even if you kill me. oh i want my cut from the 5,000 books were sold underground. that last message to whoever the leader is in these nightmares. you treated me like family in it than you cut me out and now you trying to kill me? fuck off. whoevers mansion that is i might have taken a few things..but y'know it was hard not to

   
   I'm surprised you didn't pass away from a massive penis overdose during the weekend.
3. 2019-05-27 at 12:46 PM UTC

   #1103
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   i'll never die from the dick. its my spirit animal, soul mate etc. now i might die from falling out of my bed since that seems to happen often lately.
4. 2019-05-28 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #1104
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   
   Long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
   Dripping wet with sweat, man it's on and popping
   I’m trying to explain Baby
   As nice as I can
   I’ll melt in your mouth baby
   Not in your hands 🤗❤️😋
   
   
   
5. 2019-05-28 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #1105
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   I watched the season finale of Big Bang Theory tonight. I cried😭
   
   I guess it’s not just the season finale, but the last one ever☹️
6. 2019-05-28 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #1106
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Technologist I watched the season finale of Big Bang Theory tonight. I cried😭
   
   I guess it’s not just the season finale, but the last one ever☹️

   
   did Sheldon bang his hot sister? Did Wolowitz admit to doing 9/11?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Technologist
7. 2019-05-28 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #1107
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   This had me bawling:
   
   Spoiler alert!
   
   
8. 2019-05-30 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #1108
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   400 tornadoes in a week
   
   What?
   
   400 tornadoes in a week
   
   *rewinds*
   
   I know I didn’t just hear that
   
   400 tornadoes in a week
   
   *tokes*
   Da fuq ..
9. 2019-05-30 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #1109
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein

   
   That nurse seems extremely unprofessional.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein
10. 2019-05-30 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #1110
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    
    never seen this whole video before
11. 2019-05-30 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #1111
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m glad I took today and Friday off to get the move done ❤️
12. 2019-05-30 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #1112
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp.. my work here.. is done ❤️
    
    *moonwalks off site*
13. 2019-05-30 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #1113
    WellHung Black Hole
    Barely got this dump in the toilet. it started coming out of my ass hole as I was pulling my shorts down.
14. 2019-05-30 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #1114
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Time to get LIT
15. 2019-05-30 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #1115
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
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16. 2019-05-30 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #1116
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
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17. 2019-05-30 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #1117
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
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18. 2019-05-30 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #1118
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    LIT!! 🔥
19. 2019-05-31 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #1119
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
20. 2019-05-31 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #1120
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    *tokes*
    
    Cotttdamn!!
    
    This is that kryptocronic from Krypton