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Posts That Were Thanked by Technologist

  1. Bueno motherfucker


    As the loaf rests, preheat the air fryer.
    Mix the veggies with olive oil and curry powder.
    Ended up adding more curry btw.
    And throw them in the air fryer.


    Serve with Jedi-free water.
    Had a leftover tamale.



    Thanks for watching: COOKING WITH THE BEENS

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  2. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Prison sounds great. Hang out with friends all day, 3 square meals, your own warm bunk, and a nice boyfriend to spoon with. No wonder people who have been there keep talking about it.
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I would like to take politicians and corporate owners and put them into a glass capsule, standing, and then suddenly pump liquid nitrogen into the capsule, creating an atmosphere of −320 °F, freezing their entire bodies solid within 30 seconds, but capturing the contorted, caricatured, terrified last looks on their faces. Then I would quickly transport their bodies to temperature-controlled display cases and offer tours through the Frozen Worthless Scum Museum I would set up.

    This is literally what happened to my genital warts
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    not as hot, smart and cool as raphael luciano
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  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by WellHung OP typed that while high on meth. When he's not high, he has anhedonia, and would have felt indifferent about the subject.

    Then thank God for meth.
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  6. Poast Houston
    It’s not about actually trying one way or another to follow advice or resist it. It’s fun and entertaining to be abrasive in the right situations, with people who are in on the joke or people who can’t negatively impact your life, but it takes a true man of experience to know or be willing to shut the fuck up and listen. You might learn something. Trick is to be able to distinguish which situation calls for what behavior.

    Ultimately, you should just be honest with yourself about who you are, your goals and your capabilities. If you can do that, it’s easy to spot when it’s time for jokes and when it’s time to be serious and show respect to an elder. Not everyone who gives you advice is trying to control you. If you live in that mindset, you’ll destroy relationships and opportunities that could have been immensely beneficial to you.
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur literally code red creep.
    I'm never interesting so relax, ur literally incoherent, I have no idea what ur saying.

    You're coherent but just dumb.. like why post lyrics to a radio head song? Your very predictable, I knew you would do it and you did.

    Stupid bitch, like no one here has ever heard that song before.. like I bet if your dumbass could play the recorder you'd play iron Man or hot cross buns you dumb cunt
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I would have put your butt in juvy in a heartbeat.

    "Your butt"?

    "You go sit your butt in a corner young man!"

    Very mommish. "YOUR BUTT is going to juvenile detention RIGHT NOW mister.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I knew what I meant. If you have a kid and tell them they're a dog their whole life I think theyll believe it. Pretty obvious.
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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Him?
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    oooh get a fleshlight,some king of the hill DVDs, and a box of whippits
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, That's because he feels that my threads are low-effort spam. Meanwhile, Wariat and Japan can spam as much as they please. Folks, Why does Lanny dislike me so much?


    😂🤣


    Because you’re a nigger
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  13. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I thank God for protecting our President from these Democrat monsters. Doing the work of Christ like defending our Navy SEALS from punishment for posing with their trophy kills. Being a brave soldier in the war on Thanksgiving. And cycling through multiple marriages while simultaneously fucking any female who hungers for a fat bank account.

    God's Work.

    Fake tans and golden grahams.

    God Bless
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    A toxic coworker is like an energy vampire.

    I feel like I'll actually lose IQ points if I keep reading
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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Plurals are the worst.
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  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Darryl will be deep frying his turkey this year. He simply can't get enough of that yummy, crunchy texture.




    Yap
    ,,
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  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah, cause OKgoogle and siri worked so flawlessly I decided I wanted to get a bezos prism hardwired into my place that way jorge soros can decide what time lights out is
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't even know why she'd keep just the one tooth anyways. How can you chew with just one tooth?

    Probably used her bottom lip as the food placeholder while she used her lone tooth to break it up like a jackhammer.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist Well if Australians are the forgotten family, then what are the Aboriginals?

    abandoned pets
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  20. Originally posted by Rrr Coughing has a strange taste like phlegmblood. It has a strong iron taste to it

    The only iron you're gonna taste

    Is a 45

    In your FACE

    Sippin cough syrup, thinking you're Ace

    But all you're gonna get

    Is a spray of MACE

    Thats right.

    In your FACE

    Creeping Facebook stabbing girls

    Cuz u cant

    Get

    LAID

    The shitty white race

    Cant even get

    To third base

    Cause you've got sploo

    Who can't

    Tie a shoe lace

    WORD
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