chew up a lemon in your mouth and tell her you have a speshul set of skills and disabilities that you have acquired over a long and arduous ( not that you know how to use the word in a sentence ) career full of trauma and false outrage which has prepared you for what is about to happen ,and then squeeze her on the ace and make a kissy face and quickly enter her personal space
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by gadzooks
Thanked, because I know you mean well… But church …? Of all the places to find a broad… Then again, you might be on to something… Get me a God-fearing Christian type and just live within our own little world… Start attending mass on Sundays and participating in bake sales to spread the word of Christ… I could almost get behind that kind of life.
If you're not that type it will never work 😜 i believe in god but most church girls I tend to have nothing in common with
But the real kicker is, how can you smoke your drugs with a chicken and not get laid? Something's not adding up here
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Nah I don’t know who she is really but i’d still fuck it if it had a dick
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2020-09-14 at 1:14 AM UTC
in
I like Lanny
Cool dude in a loose mood.
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2020-09-14 at 12:20 AM UTC
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Sudo: Delusions of geandeur
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I just re read this and it might be the weirdest thread anyones ever made about me
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I don't have have feelers, back off. I don't give a fuck
Only antennas. Calibrated to detect BITCHASSNESS
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
VIDEO I just want u to know who I am.
One of my favourites, I used to have a Dutch girl named Iris
Love of my life
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2020-09-12 at 12:19 AM UTC
in
Candyrein a ho
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Sudo
Idk mang, I'm pretty fucking white, drink chai latte's and own a muscle car, do you even listen to florence and the machine?
Lolol
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol. Nah. Listen to the song, babydoll
I already did sweetie
I know you wanna fuck, lemme hear u say, give it to u good till i cum in yo face, keep it runnin like a faucet
Ok can we date now?
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Originally posted by stl1
Who has to supply the refrigerator dolly to push your fat ass around on?
How long have you lived alone?
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Leave it to April to mention golddigging SMH
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2020-09-07 at 6 AM UTC
in
🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-09-07 at 5:33 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
Vibez:VIDEO 💖
revibed
VIDEO
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2020-09-07 at 5:22 AM UTC
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The top 5 NIS posters
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Ahahaha No
You're right, I feel bad for fogetting about CandyRein.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lmao! Go to bed, goofball wtf 😂🤪❤️
Im gonna soon, I had to wake up to feed my lil boy
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Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
VIDEO
I can be your hero, baby 💜
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