Originally posted by Bill Krozby
JEEEEEEEEEERT SOMEBODY HELP MY ASS IS BEING OPENED UP AND USED BY OLDER MEN, HEEEELP ME POPEYE HEEEEEELP! I CANT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE I JUST WASHED MY PHONE IN THE LAUNDRY MAN MACHINE! HEEEEELP! OWWWWWW! LENGTHY MEMBERS RAVISHING MY ANUS OOOWWWW!
I BETTER GET MY DOLLAR FIFTY BACK OVER THIS!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
NO U CANT MAKE ME MR PAKISTANI ANGRY MANG< YOU "RE NOt MY WEEEL DAD! U PROMISED TO TAKE ME TO THE SIZZLER SALAD BAR YOU LIAR!
are you having a retarded seizure
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just wear a big coat with you and carry a frontbody backpack with sand, produce bags, and a shipping scale in it. always care a pocket-size spiral or composition notebook and a pencil. NO, make that two pencils because if you only carry one you will lose it ( ask me how i know it thats another story for another place and another time ) .
anyway just weigh all you're items that you want to check out and create a table in your notebook of their weights. then weight out plastic bags of sand that are equal weight. then use you're magic marker ( yeah you need two magic markers for this plan too ) and mark the bag with what it weights the same as. OK, for instance if you have a 2 pound box of screws, then you will weight out two pounds of sand in a plastic bag and use you're magic marker to write on it " BOX OF SCREWS SUBSTITUTE". that way when you check out you remember which bag is for which item.
keep in mind none of this is stealing its just circumbenting a scale which so far as i know aint a crime
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I've always taken care of my daughter, kinda angry on disrespectful trashbags that contest me on actual bullshit. I never say nothing cuz I never in my life have to prove myself, and it for sure won't happen on the internet.
I don't doubt your uncanny and accomplished maternal abilities. Be proud of yourself and your daughter and how so many people would fail where you've triumphed.
As for having to "prove yourself": you Dontellem shit
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Ape- let me take a minute and say I feel bad for what I did. I let something negative you said to someone close to me cause me to intentionally make you feel bad. I apologize for that. I get defensive about said person. Been awhile though so hopefully the anger goes away for you.
Sudo- Spanky (squirrel) was the most beautiful woman I've ever met. Her sense of humor got me hooked. I'd tell you an interesting story of her burning the house down but she was never like that. Worst thing I can say about her is she likes to keep my hooded sweatshirts. She's a good person and even better momma.
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