To make sure they really think you're a cop you should beat the fuck out of their wife and say "whoops sorry about that, jack, I thought you were mine for a minute, I hope you don't mind that" and they'll be like "oh it's ok, sir, are we good?" and be sure to tell them to "hang tight" and mention that you were bullied mercilessly as a youth and can't get an erection without someone calling them "sir" and commenting on how much they like his black socks
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Yeah. It's just I don't want some skeevy shitheads money, so I'd rather put him in the courts hands, rather than slashing his neck open & doing his time.
Fair enough. I just felt like you had a good voice to help me. I understand though. I'm just saying I'd rather do something rather than nothing. In my scenario, we catch people that otherwise woukdnt be caught, and also incentivize them more to not act again, moreoso than the court system ever would. I dont know how the justice system is in Flordia but around here pedos get a slap on the wrist and released to continue their shenanigans.
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