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  1. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yea they are. Racist jokes aren't funny



    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Go back to Africa



    kek
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Yeah, roll up, help me calm down when I move in high speed

    Yeah, If I send one, need the text back 'cause you know what I need

    Oh, please (oh please)
    Oh me (oh me)
    Oh my (oh my)

    We been movin', we been movin' for some time (Alright!)

    Flexin', flexin' try to exercise

    (Exercise, exercise, exercise, exercise)

    For this life, I cannot change
    Hidden Hills, deep off in the maze

    M&M's, sweet like candy cane
    Drop the top, pop it, let it bang
    (Pop it, pop it)

    For this life, I cannot change

    Hidden Hills, deep off in the maze

    M&M's, sweet like candy cane

    Drop the top, pop it, let it bang

    💖🎵
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    MOOD:



    💖
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  4. Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head ACHOOOO

    Damn you.
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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I would hurl my shit that I prepared in a cup for a very extended amount of time,into his face, if we ever came in direct contact.

    i would cover your hurled shit on his face .. with my shit, hurled onto his face
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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    id fuck §m£ÂgØLs asshole up then id fuck his face up
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    §m£ÂgØLs not into mowing he would break a nail trying to start it. hes into bending over across that briggs and stratton engine and getting hari kari commited on his transverse cullin
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    How about you bend over while I commit harry carry on your gluteus ghosty..
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  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chit.. we was banging them joints ..
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm 🙄

    civilian you need to come with me for decontamination
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao nerds
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole


    When I’m in the jungle I need a Queen, I’mma King.. imma Lion

    When you not stressing me, I can move in the jungle ...focusedly......
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein I am a paradox and a walking contradiction…

    I can be total opposite things at one time at almost any given circumstance…

    And it’s like , how can you be so God Fearing and so fascinated by dark things

    How can you be so sensitive and meek and such a savage ..

    How can you be so fuqn goofy yet so mature …


    Etc …

    It can be confusing to people who don’t know me but to those that do know me.. they feel it’s one of my most endearing qualities


    *tokes*


    I love people.. genuinely .. I love people all people ..

    I dedicate my life to people because I love people... but at the end of the day





    I love solitude and just being with nature
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans"

    This will be the last package I ever send your ass!!

    It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?

    I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

    So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

    I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

    Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka
    You dare me to drive?

    You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

    About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning

    But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?

    That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning

    Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy

    And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

    I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

    I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it

    You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

    And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

    I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

    See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!

    Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk

    But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you

    'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too

    Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now

    Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole



    Stanley!
    Stanley!

    What’ve you done to your hair Stanley?!

    Stanley!!

    Stanley!!!!!


    Don’t you think you’ve taken this too far ?!

    Stanley?!

    Stanley!!
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole


    Take my little hand!
    It’s my strong hand!






    😭
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I'm sure it couldn't be any worse than refried beans, salty tears, & dick juice. Stupid.


    😂😭🤣
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed maybe. but I'm ignoring him completely, it's great.

    Omgg.. it’s so awesome!
    Hands down the best decision I’ve ever made ...solid advice .. it’s like he’s literally wearing an invisibility cloak ...loll
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    Thats my neighbors tree and it grows over my yard and thats my ficus collection underneith that crick in the tree where it come in my yard. it drips sap into my prized ficuses which is putting them through a lot of trauma , theyve already been through drought and the sap is insult to injury.

    thats me and my new STIHL chainsaw i got and i was about to cut the tree down my neigbor come outside said hey what the fuck you think you doin. i said im about to cut your encroaching tree down bitch what you gonna do. my heigbor slammed his fists into the fence like a pissed off gorilla and said ill fucking sue you till you're crosseyed if you fuck my tree up.

    so i went on quora and red about it and they said if the trees in my yard i can cut that part off but not the part in they're yard. but the problem is the tree cricks into my yard and back so they're top part of the tree will fall down, i think they can just JP-weld or gorilla glue the two halves together once i get the affending part off my garden
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