Originally posted by stl1
I once asked a gal at closing without having talked to her previously if she wanted to take me home. The biggest problem was that she wanted to drink her breakfast the next morning.
Another time I was fixated on this gal dancing on the dance floor and we seemed to have a connection. I told my buddy standing next to me to watch me because, while I didn't know what was going to happen, I felt something was going to happen. After the dance she made a beeline to me and laid a big wet one on me and left after muttering something about a boyfriend.
Another time I went to a bar after my sister's wedding while I was still in my tux. This was more of your typical dive bar. Two sisters were very interested in me and we left together. I tried to talk them into going to my place for a threesome but settled for a BJ in the front seat with the other sister in the back seat.
Nope, nothing like that ever happened to me!
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HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME IM GIVINBG MYSELF AN ITCHY TUMMY ACHE UR GONNA MISS ME WHEN IM GONNE...TO THE PHARMACY 5O GET SOME GRAVOL FOR MY TUIMMY ACHE. MIGHT SCORE SOME MORE DOPE FROM MY PLUG DA PHARMACIST WHO ALSO SELLS ME MY GRAVOL. SHIT NBIGGA SHE GOT EVERYTHING.
PAM. DAS MY PLUG. PAM AT DA DRUG STO. WHEN I HAVE A TUIMMY ACHE DA BLOODS GONN BE ON PAMS HAMDS AND THE HAMDS OF EVERYONE WHO DIDNT TAKE MY CRIESFOR ATTENTIVE HELP SERIOUISLY.
TELL ME YOU CAAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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I joined a social experament where they give me 5000 dollars to take my picture and they write down my opinions on the plandemic and how im selling out by taking the jab from them. They only bought my flight and lodging and gave me 500 of it till i get the second half.
keep an eye out in the merceury
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im listening to the black beetle song, from rae sermons. really want a high end stereo to tard out and jam to .
I see myself as a whyte beetle
thinking about getting that piercing in my nose ive always wanted and getting a muscle car.. my dream car is the whyte beetle, maybe even one of those custom license plates to everyone know that im WHYTEBTL
mock up of my logo on the side. and id drive in a very self centered mannere, as if i was the stereo-proto-typical BMWman yet i would be cutting thru traffic like the Whyte Beetle does, it would be famous lasercar going around town sargeing all day every day
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I felt the same kinda way about juicebox when he died, he was kinda someone in the background you liked but took for granted. I think both of them posted on taintedbrowser the shitposting website I ran with crazymike (RIP) for a brief time. You never really know what someone is going through and how they're dealing with it.
Every male is guilty of masking emotions and the internet is not always the most empathetic place so it's kinda crappy when you don't see signs from people you have an awareness of on a near daily basis. Then it's too late and you wish you could do more but you can't and realize you should have known all along but were too busy destroying your own life to worry about someone else's. Then here we are. We are here. Laying in the wreckage and rubble and hoping we don't get poked with a dirty needle
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Originally posted by mmQ
It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.
The stray rat I took in turned out to be a male..not happy about that, 1 set of tackle per household is a rule of mine...I looked too but apparently not close enough.
When I took said rat to the vets for it's shots the vet came out and said "We have kitty in the system as a female but he's a male"..."what?!?! said I, I looked and didn't see any dangly bits, I thought the balls were quite visible" Vet said "Do you want me to show you?"...."No, I believe you" says I.
On a day to day basis though I'm going ahead and considering her a female and say "good girl" and shit like that...so it's going to have gender dismorphia.
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mock up of my logo on the side. and id drive in a very self centered mannere, as if i was the stereo-proto-typical BMWman yet i would be cutting thru traffic like the Whyte Beetle does, it would be famous lasercar going around town sargeing all day every day
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