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2018-09-11 at 7:59 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?πππππππππ
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2018-09-11 at 6:12 AM UTC in I was just in the woodscalmly beat a wolf with a laptopThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-11 at 5:19 AM UTC in ππWHAT TURNS YOU ON NiSππwhats up Starr?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-11 at 2:39 AM UTC in ππWHAT TURNS YOU ON NiSππππππππThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-11 at 2:35 AM UTC in ππWHAT TURNS YOU ON NiSππAaahaaaaaaa!!πππThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-10 at 11:10 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
Originally posted by DontTellEm
That's Silly. Bear
I was thinking about this song the other day. I once copied her "Jagged Little Pill" album from CD to cassette, so had a tape of it.
Goddam that's retro. Then a year or two later I paid nearly $1000 for an iPod 3rd Gen.
Whenever I start thinking about something like this, like a song, or an old TV episode it's always an indication that I'll see/hear it soon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-10 at 10:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Juicebox At one point in time my mother wanted a cheap computer for Journaling or some shit
I was at goodwill one day and saw that they had a few old ass iMacs, and wanted $10 a piece for them, so I bought one
She didn't like it, so I thought maybe it would be worth something because it was so old and you know how applefags can be
Found out they were selling for around $100, not really worth it to me so it just sat in the trunk of a car for a while
A couple years later, after I had been forced into homelessness due to low pay and shitty family, my bridgemates and I were sitting around a fire drunk and stoned as fuck, trying to figure something to do
So we started finding things to throw on the fire to pass the time. Old clothes, non working electronics, a box of 7.62x39 rounds, stuff like that
Eventually we ran out of shit, so we went to my car,which was parked in a parking lot a quarter mile away, and looked in there for shit to burn. We saw the iMac, and looked at each other. We knew this was gonna be fun.
When we first threw it on the fire it didn't seem to do anything. For like ten minutes it just sat there. A puff of smoke now and again, a small pop. Boring. So one of my bridgemates hit it a few times with the axe we used to chop logs,and threw a cup of kerosene on it
It began decomposing at a quicker rate now, popping louder and more often, the plastic parts began to melt and shrink, and eventually this thick, black smoke that caused nearly instant syncope if inhaled began to pour out.
Eventually it got to be too much and we had to leave that section of the bridge, electing to sit on the railroad tracks about 50 yards away instead. We were protected from the smoke by a ten foot wall.
By now the smoke was pouring out and small explosions occurred irregularly every couple of minutes. We were almost positive that a visit from the fire department was imminent. But we had a horrible realization: we forgot the fucking beer on the other side of the wall.
So I drew in a deep breath, ran back behind the wall, grabbed the 12 pack, and ran back out, with just enough breath to spare.
A couple beers later, the smoke was still pouring out and the explosions had become more frequent but less powerful, occurring every few seconds. We couldn't remember where our box of 500 9mm rounds were, and we became worried that they were the source of the constant pops.
So I drew another deep breath and ran back in, looked around, and found the box of ammo about 6 feet from the fire. The fire had spread to a larger area but was still not tall, and well away from our storage area or anything else flammable.
I grabbed the box, but ran out of breath on my way out, and accidentally got a lung full of the smoke, which nearly knocked me right out. I became instantly dizzy and couldn't stand up, so I set the box of ammo down on the other side of the wall, and crawled back to the railroad tracks. After a moment of recuperation I got the box of ammo and brought it to our spot on the tracks.
No matter how hard I tried, I could not stop laughing for a solid hour
Good times indeedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-09 at 10:14 PM UTC in Is Trump the Anti Christ?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-09 at 6:44 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?πππThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-09 at 5:10 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?I am currently listening to my fan. And my roommates talking in a way that makes me think they're talking about me
But then I realize I'm just being paranoid
I REALLY need to get some sleep, I've slept about six hours since Thursday afternoon
I'm gonna grab a beer and some T-PAIN and get to sleep before I spend my entire day off work here
I guess I'll just leave you all with this:
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2018-09-09 at 4:56 PM UTC in Racism is gayThat nigga is a glutton for pain .. π
ROFLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-09 at 4:45 PM UTC in Racism is gayFin you couldnβt hang me in a game of hangman let alone a tree sit your I look up old slave images in 2018 to troll online retarded ass down clownThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-09 at 2:33 PM UTC in Racism is gayI can't describe how much more I'd like to hang out with Candy than Finny or Hikki.
They behave way more like niggers on here than she does. She's probably commiting some kayak drive-bys in real life, though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-09 at 10 AM UTC in Oobe's on opiodsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-09 at 9:57 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsIf I could make everyone in the whole wide world super happy and living lives of abundance and meaning, I would.
I feel so much the hearts of others.... and I wish I could say a spell and remove all suffering.
But knowing im just a speck of dust on a speck of dust in a swirling hyperdimensional quantum dust bowl, and realizing not only do i not have magical power, but, world peace and happiness, as a theoretical pinnacle,
is impossible cause we arent united as a species enough to unlock the dormant and terrifyingly transcendental capabilities of our brains... 10 percent is what we utilize presently, due to conditioning, GMO foods, fluoride,vaccinations, mass media subliminal hypnosis, indoctrination of young minds etc etc
to make every person happy, the brains of all must be like self-aware wifi receivers, and our bodies and mind must be refined and cared for with great care.
so i, knowing the world and its occupants,
realize we are all too mesmerized and in suspended animation, meaning - sure, a minority of awareness oriented intellects may meditate, generate healing energies and broadcast, spread emancipatory texts, or what not
and an average person can drop acid or munch magical mushrooms and glimpse the post-molecular paradigm of awe and love-inspiring cognizance
but im afraid the outlook and educated guess based on patterns, observation, and of course, foolish pride and collective lethargy...,, well it suggests that humans are a failed mutation from our simian ancestors....
sentience spawned like a technicolor mandlebrot of the inner psyche, and granted, weve done some cool shit i guess
but sentience is a quantum plateau, upon which a lifeform is being a prototype. and if the results are an overwhelming epidemic of folley, human condition, famine, war and suffering moreso than minds whove been holographic Columbuses,
i think we are fated to become extinct, within a century, and our consciousness sd cards to be uploaded into the akashic records (the chasm where letters, math, music, and brilliant light springs forth, when you breakthru on dmt.... its the google cloud of people), and our bodies, discontinued.
so today, love is what makes most sense to seek.... without it, life is like detention at summer school.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-09 at 9:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by RisiR β I've literally been through hell the past three weeks and it was absolutely worth it. I really wish you the best, my friend. You're one of the realest people I've met.
Thank you. I don't know what else to say that doesn't sound weird or overly saccharine, but, thank you. Really. I hope things get better for you.
Originally posted by DontTellEm Lmao @ maybe she's a witch & I lost a piece of my soul. Wtf? ππ
I didn't actually think she was a witch or that I lost part of my soul, but it sure felt like it. It's difficult to explain a feeling that you've never felt before
I'm about as socialized as American healthcare. I never talk to anyone outside of work, so that was the first time that I've ever felt that way from a look alone, and it was devastating
I give people weird looks all the time, I hope I've never made anyone feel like that
But I'm guessing that the whole reason this happened was BECAUSE I made people feel like that without even knowing it, and this had to happen for me to realize what I was doingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-09 at 6:49 AM UTC in I've been down 4 so long.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-09 at 3:48 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Iβve got all the questions
Youβve got all the answers
You done took my heart
Holding it for ransom
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We donβt wanna never end
We donβt want πππThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-09 at 2:49 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?LMFAO ROFL!!@ the Smithsonian πππππππ
!!πππ I can not ! π
Shine bright tonight
You and I β₯οΈ
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2018-09-08 at 11:52 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?You..Stepped... into my life
And Iβm ohh so happy π€
Stepped....into my life
And Iβm ohh so happy π€
Stepped into my life
Stepped into my life
Stepped into my liiiiiiiiiiiiife! π
I love that high falsetto the lead singer of The Bee Gees hasπThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
