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Posts That Were Thanked by DontTellEm

  1. Originally posted by mmQ I found someone saying the kernels in the name brand corns are usually bigger, which also got me wondering why that's even a better thing; if you have the same amount of corn who gives a hoot about having bigger kernels.

    Then they talked about crops and milkiness etc.

    Well I don't know that much about corn to be honest, I do know though that teeheehee would eat the undigested corn kernels out of your poop.
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  2. Someone's enlarged and enraged...
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  3. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Smile
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  4. You should activate the sprinkler system just for giggles.
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole



    🙂
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  6. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    And, apparently, neither of us is the worse for wear.

    Years pass and one may cross your path who was meant to be the one that you were to share your time, life and love with but because of circumstances, some of which you may not have even been aware of, the opportunity is lost.

    Now, as thoughts run scattered through your mind you try to justify what has occirted over the years and try to justify each ocassion you recall.

    Is he shy? Is he just not interested? Is he engaged, involved, married? Will he signal me that he's interested? Will he make the first move? Do I want him to make the first move?

    Questions. Questions. Questions.

    Ask and answer -- how does one know the other isn't lying?

    Will you meet me in person? Would you ask me your questions where you can see my face as I respond?

    I'd like to meet your family, and have you meet mine. Does this sound like something you would approve of?

    Has our time come and gone without either of us acknowledging that we were within reach of each other?

    Did I know how you felt?

    Do I know now?

    Is forever forever past?
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  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  8. Originally posted by DontTellEm I try to avoid reading my own posts. 😋🙃

    But when I creep people I read their threads started & their very first posts cuz they usually thank themselves w their alts if they have them. 😶

    I like to read dontellem's posts as I find her quite delightful. She is both mentally and physically simulating.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My friend found a cat in his stairwell apartment and has kept it and he's named stairwell and but he found a flyer in the apt for a missing cat and it's like nearly the same description for it so it's probably the same cat but not necessarily but fucking probably

    And so I asked the question of ethics and morals I asked hey

    If the owner came and was like can I see the cat and then they were like yep, that's my cat, do you give it back? Cuz he's had stairwell for like 6 months now. And cats hosneslt don't care they're so adaptive. But it's ethics. Or morals?

    My friend said no he'd keep the cat. I disagree. Even though you love the cat I think you should give it back to its first owner/lover. Like put yourself in their place.

    Conondrum
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Get a room you two

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I did assume u didn't know what an IUD was cuz ur a guy.

    The girl I had a kid with got one of those after I knocked her up.

    That's how I learned
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  11. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Blessings and prayers to the 40-plus who have lost their lives and to their families and loved ones.
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  12. I wanted to bang the big one when I was a young-fella-me-lad
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I read ur thread, I'm sorry bae. 😘 What are ur nightmares like?

    It's ok. I forgive you.

    My nightmares are good. I embrace them, enjoy them, appreciate them, welcome them.

    Often when I go to sleep I pray to Gods I don't believe in to bring me horrible, wretched, terrifying dreams.

    I love it, hate it, and need it.

    And thus is my small case for the Oxford comma. One love niggas, bitches, and the like.
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  15. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by gadzooks So you declare yourself to be the sole arbiter of how this young man feels?

    That's quite a role to take on.

    And I guess his own opinion is worth about, say, the size of his (biologically-attached) penis?

    Of course not silly ... I just trust my instincts; sensitity to and understanding of feelings. It has no value to anyone or anything. It just is.

    i Am not qualified to help him feel better, if I’m right.

    Im just sharing what I believe I understand, on a website where it doesn’t matter what people think or feel
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  16. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by gadzooks So anyone who wants to mutilate themselves must have at some point been traumatized by someone else?

    I'm not going to fervently disagree, because I see where you're coming from, but are we sure that's always the case?

    Maybe some people just have fucked up predilections a priori, and that's that. Is it our place to judge?

    And I ask that rhetorically since I actually kinda find myself agreeing with you, just not 100%.
    I’m confident, I’m right in this case. Not because it’s the logical thing to assume, but because that is what I “pick up” from him, very strongly.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    this fred freuded the fuck out of me
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Started out talking right here
    Puttin it down like a motherfuckin mack😋
    Sellin me candy all up in my ear
    She wanna be down like the d's on the lac...

    Slow dancin in the club
    The diamonds look like rainbows
    Shes grinding on my .....
    She lookin for the pot of gold

    We hop up in that amg and d we in the westin
    She put the moves on me
    I could've sworn shawtys a wrestler

    Talkin all that shit
    Soon as I hit
    Now I got her talkin like this
    In a falsetto
    💖

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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
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  20. Bitch I will build a bridge to Asia myself and wobble my redneck honey boo boo ass across it and rip you a new asshole, not that it isn’t already big enough.
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