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Posts That Were Thanked by DontTellEm

  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I would like to submit my application for the Kool Kids Klub to consider, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified. My accomplishments are the following:

    My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.
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  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DietPiano looks like my mom when she was 30 years younger. She won't age well.

    Looks like one of the Manson Family.

    I would fuck your mom.
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  3. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol wut?

    Don't pay me any attention. I'm stoned as fuck and talking shit <3
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  4. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol wut?

    You are dude.
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  5. She's not a piece of meat to be passed around you know, she's a fine woman that any man would be proud to stand beside and say "make me a sandwich luv"
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  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Confusing. I honestly thought grylls' gay.
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  7. Lost in translation.
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    😋💖
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    *Gasps*

    There’s goes my babbyyy 😍😋

    😍❤️😘
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    *stares off into the distance*
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    With a side of hateraid?
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    No she’s not
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who would do such a thing to one so lovely.

    Maybe she's one of those that like it. Are you fat with blue hair DTE?
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  14. Originally posted by DontTellEm I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?

    Who would do such a thing to one so lovely.
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?

    Absolutely 😋
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  16. Kind of, I got on top and poked her with my rapier.
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  17. Originally posted by CandyRein Was too tired from work to cook so it was, Montana Mikes 😋


    Dambbbb that looks good.
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  18. I told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.

    Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat...when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"

    "For the giggles bitch...for the foookin gigglez."
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    *Sliding on the water like a jetski*



    😋❤️
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  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I always listen to what donttellem does because hes cool
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