last night i was just getting krunk and actually about to go to sleep early and then this guy, steven crowders little brother, you know from lowder with crowder the alt right political pundant, shows up knocking at my door with a twelve pack of voodoo ranger brew and he starts talking shit so i proceed to talk about fucking his sister who he currently lives with and how I farted on his pillow and thats why he has pink eye, ect.. and he was getting kinda frothy so i started acting like a dick and was talking about how i fucked his gf and he believed me which is kinda sad.. and he was like "man why is it im tall and good looking and you fuck everyone" I don't know what i said exactly but something cheeky and slammed my fingers into his mouth and he clenched down and i was like "DAAAAHURRRR!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!" and i was bleeding everywhere, we sipped a few more brews and he left.
his sister bit me too back in the summer, i went to give her a kiss and she just chewed my lip and i was spitting blood in her sink saying "im bleeding".. and she was like 'wimp'. I imediately went and fucked her and came and started putting on my clothes and she started crying asking why im leaving.
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There has been sporadic PG&E power outages affecting <college>. Although the power to the campus has been fully restored, University Police Department and Facilities & Services will continue the monitor the situation throughout the night.
If you are concerned about your safety, you may call <number> for a UPD CARE Escort. Students who are in need of emotional or psychological support can contact Counseling & Psychological Services. Office hours are 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 8 am to 5 p.m. on Fridays in the Student Services Building. Call <number> for appointments. Faculty and staff members in need of counseling may call <number>.
Regards,
<dude>,
Assistant VP & Chief of Police, Division of Campus Safety
Like apparently it's about the power being back on, but over half the email is about consoling people who are literally afraid of the dark. I get that it's CYA boilerplate but if there's a strong breeze blowing they send out an email about getting counseling. A while ago some people wrote "zionists not welcome" in chalk on the ground a couple of places and they sent out a mass notification about the 4 different "safe spaces" on campus and how to get emotional support.
Like god damn, I have no problem with these things existing in premise but is there really anyone in need of emotional support after someone wrote something they may not agree with?
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High summer humidity often results in a breaking of humanity here in Houston. Grown men wearing shorts in the streets like children...SMH as the lovely Donttellem would say, the Empire would never have stood for such animalistic behavior.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Yorkshire pudding is made w milk, flour, and eggs
Yup and then baked in beef drippin if you have it...you can make it in oil but it's best in beef dripping or at a push chicken juices..after you've cooked your meat/chicken pour the yorkshire pudding batter in the hot dripping and then cook for 20 mins or so on 425F.
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When I go home to do my compulsory 18 month visit of the family members I starve myself for a couple of weeks so I can stuff as much toad in my hole as possible.
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