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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess we could just watch The Voice and then maybe share a few recipes on pinterest and then clean our kitchen and read Good Housekeeping and then fall asleep watching TMZ . Idk.

    That made me depressed even reading

    donttellem is sweet, awesome and hilarious
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  2. I dont really want to think about april nutting polecat
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat I dont mind if one adult is only half consenting people alwqys say two consenting adukts but whats wrong with putting a little pressure on em or threatening to nit drive them back from some forrest in the middle of the night if they dont give in? I mean their option is aleays there to walk?

    You lack tact. Drift into the sun.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Hmm okay. Then we will both pretend u don't love me sucker. Lol

    One day you and me will have sex and it will be just fine. Two adults having sex. It wont be today or tomorrow but it will happen.
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  5. Wellhung get the fuck off
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Silly. Let this little nigger have his thread.
    Why do u concern urself w me wren?

    What? I'm just making observations. It's not like a personal defense you of or some shit.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She has barely even been posting.. either way what are you saying? Maybe this site represents something a little more real than others. I dont know. At least everyone here is open and honest about their shit and sometimes that's nicer to interact with than a bunch of fake faggots pretending their lives are perfect with their plastic smiles and happytime stories. I mean I've posted here 30,000 times and I still have an active social life and do shit all the time so it's very possible to do both..
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Solve this



    solved
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  9. Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 🕍🐍👃💲📪🗳🎯⛺♨️🤢

    Solve this
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Daily

    No this. The guitar bleeds

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  11. 15,000 dollars could buy you a car
    15,000 miles driven would take you quite far
    15,000 costco rotisserie chickens cooked in a day
    15,000 steps I've walked my pedometer says
    15,000 times the average driver honks his horn
    15,000 babies per hour are born
    15,000 calls to the cops Tomomi Monmae made
    15,000 slampigs Bill Krozby claims to have laid
    15,000 lbs the limit on this elevator
    15,000 hunted and killed Floridian gators

    A list of stats that don't really mean piss
    Not nearly as important as my posts on NIS
    It seemed a shame to stop at 14999
    So I thought i'd post just one more time.
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  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That was Jesus reaching out to you to help you get sober and to stop sucking dick

    ill suck ur fuckin dick
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm 😍

    😍
    ❤️
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  14. throw thickener into other trash with bacon



    boil your shit



    add whatever other shit you want



    cook for however long, then add bacon and thickener if needed



    fuck off.
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  15. tell em to get naked



    one of them moved, cut them all as punishment



    throw dead potatos in trash



    add water and make thickener with grease/flour



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  16. Throw it in the trash and tell it not to move



    Hunt down paprika



    Cook paprika/spices in bacon grease



    Put with fucking meat, add water. rinse paprika blood off pan with water. tell it not to move



    see potatos

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  17. Every stew starts with bacon



    Separated bacon/grease



    Cut some fucking meat



    Throw fucking meat on hot metal



    Tell it to go cook itself without leaking its juices out

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  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Everyone wants donttellem...but only my dad can have her. That's just the way it is, erekshun. U need to accept that.
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Well when you put it THAT way… I guess I'll be playing terminator and terminator alone. LOTS OF IT. Tell Mr. Finkie in advance, thank you.

    I make Mr. Finkie call me Daddy. He's not really into it but he knows better than to talk back. I'm getting him to replace the toy guns in the terminator game with oven mitts then we'll see who's the real terminator
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    at first i like dh then i dont then i do then i dont
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