Originally posted by DontTellEm
Gross. Ur a trash person. Im always in a control position.
I imagined a girl saying this to me and it legit gave me a hard on. I mostly tell girls to call me a piece of shit and hit me but they always are like omg I don't wanna hurt you and are scared I'll get triggered by PTSD and wig out and beat them but every girl always wants me to choke/be rough with them, even when they say they don't like that normally because of previous things happening
what I'm trying to say is I think I'm in love with you
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You're getting bill cosby'd dude. Id put that pudding pop on ice and install some cameras in your domicile so they can't pull the ol switcheroo on ya.
And then we can do NFL style play by plays of your dates
"THATS RIGHT SUDO! NOW IF YOU SLOW IT DOWN RIGHT HERE AT SIX MINUTES IN, YOURE GOING TO NOTICE MONKS SIDE STEP THE OTTOMAN AND SPIT DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HER ANUS."
"THATS A BOLD PLAY CASPER!"
"IT SURE IS SUDO. THE YOUNG BACHELOR FROM A-TOWN MIGHT ALMOST HAVE TOO MUCH SPICE ON THE SKILLET!!"
"AND RIGHT HERE YOU SEE TONIS REACTION AND SHE IS NOT HAVIN IT. MOUTH AGAPE, EYES NARROWED...THE WHOLE NINE"
"i THINK NINE IS A BIT GENEROUS, WOULDNT YOU SAY SUDO?"
*CHUCKLE* "CASPER YOU ARE.....YOU'RE A REAL SON OF A GUN, YOU KNOW THAT?"
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fucking hilarious, i have the same blue tabby tatted on my right arm archie the cat, he's fucking hilarious he's always getting into trouble, one night he knocked the microwave on the floor and turned on the stove I woke up totally freaked out
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Latest Samsung Galaxy, cos a good mobile phone can improve your life a lot if you live in the third world or whatever.
Buncha poor people would probably get robbed/killed for theirs right off the bat. Or they'd sell it for something. Also the surplus of samsung galaxy phones would probably depreciate the value.
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