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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    also her hair is absolutely terrible. Yes I critique girls hair because I'm fancy like that so darn, it looks like bleached straw. Also her cheekbones are somewhere around her knees

    I'm sure shes a nice person tho. Dont pay for anything
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo So you sucked a dick last night and that girl just looks like an uglier version of every girl you've ever posted? Cool

    He's my boyfriend I didn't have a choice in the matter. And Ava is a really sweet girl
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  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    The raper became the rapee

    Fucking twinkie
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    So you sucked a dick last night and that girl just looks like an uglier version of every girl you've ever posted? Cool
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m going through mixed emotions about the “inheritance” I’m about to receive..
    My older siblings have decided to sell our family building

    My dad bought that building for us all to have a place during and after his life ..
    I was 11 years old when he bought it..so I grew up there
    My dad put a lot of money into that building ....I remember...and it meant a lot to him ..

    My sister lived in the downstairs apt and I always had a place to get away from it all.. because she was and is the coolest ..we were just talking about how we were haunted in that building..
    It’s not something I ever talk about but we both were haunted there..
    But thats negro here nor there..

    I’m the baby of the family no one really tells me anything that’s going on and they still treat me like I’m their kid sister which is normal I suppose..
    But my sister called me today to let me know that she’s giving my info to the lawyer so I can receive part of the money from the sale

    I’m gonna miss that building
    truly am..it’s almost like
    Saying goodbye to my parents all over again in a way and my childhood memories..

    I don’t know what I’m feeling ya know ..happy about the inheritance sad about my family building being sold...I haven’t lived there since I was 19 but I still feel connected to that building..

    My dad blared music every Saturday..Saturday was his day to have fun because he drove a truck all during the week..
    Music filled that building all throughout my life..
    And I was the official DJ...❤️
    My dad would say DJ! put on another record!

    And I’d put something on and he’d be like ..that’s just what I wanted to hear DJ!
    We’d sit at the dining room table and he’d analyze the music to me and I’d refill his drinks and get more ice for him ..
    Then he’d dance with my mom



    *sparks up*

    ❤️
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  6. Grylls like the hot chocolate, cant blame him.
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole


    Not interested, stay mad 💁🏽‍♀️😂
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao @ the judges actually saying he had an unfair advantage

    He doesnt even have legs !🤦🏽‍♀️
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Omg I got the joke jus now Vinny
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny stand up comedies are discriminatory against paraplegics.

    Nuh uh....




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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls shes single but has 2 kids, runs her own hair salon and lives in sisaket, thailand

    ill try get more pics

    Picture of you burning her alive please. Thank you.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ur not my real mom and you hair looks like shithole thats why you post the ugly trash face that is yours.


    Shes really hot though. Looks like boxxy. Who I think is gorgeous.
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  13. Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh you're a gross faggot i wish you hadn't come back, dont tell them is a vapid pig

    That's rich coming from you.
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  14. Originally posted by DontTellEm He looks like a gay nerd regardless of glasses

    Welcome back Daddy 🥰

    I wear contacts at work & stuff, glasses at home when I'm chillin

    Hi sexy, I think I'd ask you to wear them at home once in a while when we were role-playing "the naughty librarian and the new assistant stay late to re-index the thriller section"
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  15. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I hate people that wear glasses, they look like gay nerds. And I've never had to wear glasses before and I've always had perfect vision but 3 weeks ago I sprayed some deagreaser on some oven blades to clean them and I have a phobia of chemicals and I got really nervous doing it and made someone else do it, and what was weird was a blind guy did it for me.. that was instructing me.. and then my mom told me she's having eye surging and told me to get health insurance.. like I don't know if im tripping or not but as soon as I sprayed that degreaser I swear my vision dropped dramatically, to the point when I wake up my eyes are all goopy and blurry, they even out a lil bit but its definitely not normal I even quit vaping.

    But anyways here have glasses?

    Me, but I only started needing them after age 42, up until then I had perfect vision...so there is still time for you to turn into a gay nerd too. (I only need them for driving though).
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  16. Originally posted by iam_asiam68 that limey brit got himself caught on DH pulling a stunt where we thought he died.

    literally, and i mean patiently waiting, he comes back 8 months later, same posting style, same ole same ole, but he now claims to have been the co-worker of the DH Poster who he claimed had died of cancer.

    and after getting a few years of gaff, he just disappears.

    comes back 6 months later and we figure him out again as he pretends to be someone else connected to that job and original DH Poster.



    here, what i noticed, was he asked for me in a thread a year + ago. i was contacted, showed up, called him out, we had a couple back n forths and he poofs.


    it's his M/O!!

    when cornered, caught, found out, put into a place where he no longer is at advantage, and like the typical English Brit he is, runs like a bitch and waits till the coast is finally clear..

    Americans never understand "sarcasm" they simply don't get it. It's true I said I'd died on DH...as a fucking joke to shut the dozen people who continually asked "where you go, what happened/why did you delete" etc up...but half the clowns (like this one) assumed I was "spinning a ruse and they caught me out!" Fucking lol.

    The real reason I switched profiles a lot on DH was I had an ex who would stalk me online so switching profiles often would aid in thwarting that stalking...as that's not a problem anymore no need to switch anymore.

    Anyway, I just checked the forum today and saw a thread about me near the top of the pile, jesus folks move on!

    Lolling fuck.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I love u too bb

    you make my pants warm
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel you don't hear this enough and I would also like to extend a warm embrace in your direction. If this is not pleasing to you I retract it and instead offer you a nod of encouragement. It's hard to be happy in this world. I don't know if I was happier when I was younger or not, I do remember being in my feelings a lot and not knowing how to deal with them.

    Point is, be nice to kids. Don't exploit them, don't hurt them, don't frame their psyche's in negative or self seeking ways. Give them encouragement and implore them to be curious and creative. We need people that have broader perspectives in the future because the current status quo is shit. Thank you
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Silly 😝 I wouldn't leave you

    I'm pretty strong, muscular. I dont really associate as a cute lil girl.

    Whats your grip strength like though? Do you believe there is such a thing as "too much saliva?" Are your nails sharp but not long? If you were going to hit someone in the face over and over again, which part of the face would you hit?

    I will provide you with a list of my greatest fears and a list of the most humiliating phrases to make me say. The safe word is "there is no safe word"



    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how long it would take for sudo to untie the binds and then turn it all around on you next time you come down there.

    Yes, dte, I am fantasizing. He and I would have been in cahoots. You two have your casual bandage sexed and then you go do your thing and I will come down and untie sudo myself if I have to.

    Then I will hide and you'll go down there for more sex but he will spring upon you and tackle you but since you are so strong and muscular you'll get away, but I'll be there waiting and tackle you back into THE ROOM.

    Then. then. Me and him will tie YOU up and have many many many sorts of ways with you. We might spend a month just sitting in front of you with notebooks in our hands, glancing up at you and brainstorming thousands of ways to degrade and ruin you.

    But your trick is, you like it. There is nothing we can do that you dont somehow at least morbidly enjoy.

    So then. Idk. We try the things anyway. Maybe you wouldn't like it if we we held a lighter sort of close to your face all over so it slowly slowly started to boil and then we came on your bubbling face skin. Maybe yes maybe no. Trial and error. Many years. Many laughs. :)

    Let's spend a month writing a theatrical play then kidnap her and make her the lead actress. It will be less of a theatrical play and more of a movie that's never filmed, only rehearsed over and over again. We only need one couch and maybe a few other props and having two males for the lead is kind of unnecessary. I think I can handle it. The guy dies at the end btw
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Close the blinds cuz we're breaking the law. 😉

    we would need a sound proof bunker, preferably underground. You can leave me tied up down there after
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