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2018-06-20 at 2:30 PM UTC in Have you ever thought about how easy it would be to poke your eye out
Originally posted by DietPiano Out of all the stuff you run into or bump or jam or ram your hands, feet, knees, and head into, wouldn't you think there would be something skinny or sharp that you would have run into or fell on by now that would have taken your eye out?
I ran into a chair while playing ghost when I was 6 and got a black eye, but didn't pop my eye out!
Even if you get punched hard in the eye, shouldn't that mess it up?
Tell me how you almost lost your eyes!
When I was like 11 or sumn... I went to a relatives house and they had a curling iron plugged up in the bathroom and told me not to touch it.. but I really really wanted to bump my bangs a lil and I tried to do that and dropped the curling iron in my left eye right on the pupil
I got rushed to the E.R and had to see and eye specialist for months and my pupil was blue..
Now I understand why they said hard head makes a soft ass lol
Thankfully it's alright ..
I like that one Christmas movie where they kept telling that kid who wanted a rifle for Christmas
" you'll shoot your eye out kid" !
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2018-06-17 at 5:54 PM UTC in XOX LJ XOX...This is her thread.Hope you're enjoying your vacation L 2 the J โฅ๏ธ๐โฅ๏ธ
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2018-06-17 at 12:25 AM UTC in Kinks is threatened by the DH competition...I belong to Jesus
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2018-06-16 at 11:48 PM UTC in Looks like you're losing your constituentI like turtles....๐ โฅ๏ธ๐๐๐๐
And scary movies ๐ฅ
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2018-06-15 at 10:02 PM UTC in As regards to obeying the laws of the land...ROFL!!!
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2018-06-15 at 9:49 PM UTC in Something must of gone right!!!He looks like he just pranked the hell out of someone...
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2018-06-15 at 9:03 AM UTC in If ur gf broke up with you because your dick was too small...
Originally posted by WellHung Would that be devastating to your self-esteem?
You gotta look her in the eye and tell her , it's not the size of the boat ๐ฃ it's the motion in the Ocean
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If that doesn't work tell her, it's not the size of the dog in the fight , it's the size of the fight in the dog
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2018-06-15 at 8:22 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-06-15 at 5:39 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2018-06-14 at 5:49 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsFuq marriage, I don't need a peice of paper to define my love for a nigga nor him for me..
I'm definitely not looking, he has to find ME.. Bible says, A man who findeth a wife finds a GOOD thing ... not the other way around
And If he's looking for me, I'm at the city pool checking out butts eating freezie pops
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2018-06-14 at 5:34 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsLol , all my friends are all getting married I'm over here like.. I need more tiki torches for my backyard ๐คโฅ๏ธ
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2018-06-12 at 1:36 AM UTC in The pet names i call my girlfriend include...Sexual chocolate ๐ซ โฅ๏ธ
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2018-06-11 at 11:24 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsYes!!๐๐๐๐
Omgโฅ๏ธ๐๐Morning Gorgeousness ๐๐๐๐ -
2018-06-11 at 11:20 AM UTC in Candy Rein is a babe...Good morning beautiful ladies!
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Lol ๐Thanks Matt๐โค๏ธ
Just got home from work have a lovely Monday friends๐โ๏ธ -
2018-06-10 at 11:43 PM UTC in This site sucks compared to DateHookup...Your subpar white knighting isn't a guarantee for getting you any ๐ฑ from her ... but carry on..lol
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2018-06-10 at 10:15 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
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2018-06-10 at 11:21 PM UTC in This site sucks compared to DateHookup...I'm just gonna leave it alone.. but just know when you was ranting that day how women are all so mean and they are jealous of you they hate on you.. for no reason
It was bull and I knew that .. but what do I know I'm just a chick not hot enough for a reality show ๐
And that's what life is all about being hott enough to be on reality tv -
2018-06-10 at 11:16 PM UTC in This site sucks compared to DateHookup...Every time I hear a woman say" I only hang with the guys because women hate on me for no reason"
That be some utter bull.. I have plenty of bitches for friends and they nice and fine like Lj lol -
2018-06-10 at 11:12 PM UTC in This site sucks compared to DateHookup...My granny always said, beauty is skin deep.. but Ugly is to the bone!
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2018-06-10 at 9:40 PM UTC in what u having for supper?I want tacos ๐ญโฅ๏ธ ๐ฎ
Guess I'll wait till Taco Tuesday
Thank you ๐๐