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If ur gf broke up with you because your dick was too small...

  1. 2018-06-14 at 8:08 PM UTC
    #81
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, I'll bite. How does one… break… their dick?

    a bent penis isnt a broken one.
  2. 2018-06-14 at 8:11 PM UTC
    #82
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Depends if it's resting or in combat mode.

    its a yes or no question.

    so the answer is yes,

    yes.
  3. 2018-06-14 at 8:12 PM UTC
    #83
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The erectile tissue can be torn when its engorged and then be permanently bent, if for example your woman is cowboying you a little to eagerly, it pops out and she slams down on it…causing a tear in the fabric of space.

    …so I heard.

    Yep
  4. 2018-06-14 at 8:13 PM UTC
    #84
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader its a yes or no question.

    so the answer is yes,

    yes.

    I'm 6'4", take size 14 shoes, have size 10.5 hands.

    You know what they say about big feet..well it's all lies.
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  5. 2018-06-14 at 8:25 PM UTC
    #85
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    words.
  6. 2018-06-14 at 11:18 PM UTC
    #86
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist malice?



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    That's the one. Even the head looked kind of "recessed".
  7. 2018-06-14 at 11:20 PM UTC
    #87
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader a bent penis isnt a broken one.

    Can a dick be broken?
  8. 2018-06-14 at 11:36 PM UTC
    #88
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have vivid memories of reading about bent penises recently.

    It was you people wasn't it?!
  9. 2018-06-14 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #89
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Could be embarrassing if you keep missing the target.
  10. 2018-06-15 at 12:01 AM UTC
    #90
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Can a dick be broken?


    YES

    I’ve seen itπŸ‘πŸ‘
  11. 2018-06-15 at 12:03 AM UTC
    #91
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist YES

    I’ve seen itπŸ‘πŸ‘

    Wow. So, it's like 90 degrees, or a 45, doubled over, or what?
  12. 2018-06-15 at 5:49 AM UTC
    #92
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Can a dick be broken?

    define broken.
  13. 2018-06-15 at 9:03 AM UTC
    #93
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Would that be devastating to your self-esteem?

    You gotta look her in the eye and tell her , it's not the size of the boat 🚣 it's the motion in the Ocean
    🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊


    If that doesn't work tell her, it's not the size of the dog in the fight , it's the size of the fight in the dog


    If THAT doesn't work.. penis pump it up
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  14. 2018-06-15 at 9:40 AM UTC
    #94
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wow. So, it's like 90 degrees, or a 45, doubled over, or what?


    No, it just had a big bulge coming out of the side. The guy and his girl came into the ER. He was thrusting and hit her pelvic bone. It just folded over, owwww. I bet he told his girl, you better come to the ER with me, I don’t wanna look like a masochist.
    Had to X-ray the guy to make sure he didn’t tear his urethra. Stuck a big syringe up his pee pee and injected an X-ray dye.

    Some need surgery, most heal themselves if there is no tear!

    Owwwwww.
  15. 2018-06-15 at 10:04 AM UTC
    #95
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung Would that be devastating to your self-esteem?
    It wouldn't happen to me, my dick is on average.
  16. 2018-06-15 at 10:28 AM UTC
    #96
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, I'll bite. How does one… break… their dick?

    Prolly just from using it a lot I guess.



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  17. 2018-06-15 at 10:37 AM UTC
    #97
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader and some people just find bent penis amusing.

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    Only people with a real proper inadequacy about their dick would keep constantly pointing out something so non-issue about somebody else's. Does your useless attempt to make me feel inadequate actually make you feel better about your malice-cock Benny? Is yours even as big as Malice's? Malice now says that 1 inch cock pic he posted wasn't actually his, maybe he used your dick pic.

    You know you could easily prove this wrong tho, you know the drill, post pic of yours with your username written on it.

    I bet you don't, I guess leaving people 99% sure you got a tiny cock is the better option to them being 100% sure of the fact.



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  18. 2018-06-15 at 10:39 AM UTC
    #98
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I bet its not even big enough to fit the words Benny Vader on it. What's it like having a cock smaller than your username Benny?



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  19. 2018-06-15 at 10:41 AM UTC
    #99
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The erectile tissue can be torn when its engorged and then be permanently bent, if for example your woman is cowboying you a little to eagerly, it pops out and she slams down on it…causing a tear in the fabric of space.

    …so I heard.

    Yeah that can sure hurt like a motherfucker sometimes.



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  20. 2018-06-15 at 10:51 AM UTC
    #100
    Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The erectile tissue can be torn when its engorged and then be permanently bent, if for example your woman is cowboying you a little to eagerly, it pops out and she slams down on it…causing a tear in the fabric of space.

    …so I heard.

    This is fact It happend to me a while ago.
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