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Posts by Archer513

  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I know that in the brutal winters there are more cars not in garages than there are in and everyone manages.

    Poor people have no choice but to manage.

    Scraping windows is peasant work.
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Garages are for tools, the plastic Christmas tree, motorcycles, vintage porn collection and a large blue plastic oil drum sealed with a "do not open, hazardous material" sign on it…not for petty disposables like a car.

    True except last part.

    You southern hillbillies don’t know about the brutal northern winters.
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I pity poor ppl that don’t have garages
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I live with my demons

    Same
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    you can’t rape a vegetable
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    The beautiful world I live in,asses in yoga pants,cold beer,a twisty road,playing music,the laughter of children,Pizza,concerts,seeing a woman naked for the first time,thunderstorms,a book I’ve yet to read.

    Same
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Look at all that hair
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 The cock up the ass thingy?

    Whatever you gotta fap to
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Seconded
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Well duh

    Broke but spend all their money on some over priced name brand thing to pretend they’re ballin

    $4k rims on a $800 dollar car.

    Rich on payday broke on Sunday
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Wet wipes 👍🏻

    Been sayin

    Toss me cup 😉
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer How's that USAF standard working for you these days? Lol🌹

    160th soar baby.

    Af are homos
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer When did you retire, Judy?


    Oops, sorry. One must have been employed in order to retire. Correct?

    Don’t get testy cup. I’d bang your too 😘
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *young.

    no one values a 64yr old one.

    I’d still bang Linda carter and Christine Brinkley

    Although,yes wimmins bangability generally goes down year to to year. Why they chop off all their hair and retire to granny status.
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Goy Division I'll kill anyone under 5'11"

    Mike Tyson 5 “10

    Chuck Norris 5 “10

    Bruce Lee 5 “7
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    You over 250 matt?
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Follow prescribed dose on bottle by your doctor 👍🏻
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Have my baby cup
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Trash pandas
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee And what do you come for??

    The pussy. It’s the meaning of life.
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