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Posts by Archer513

  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Ay gurl I'm ready for zodiac fun. Do I look liek a Gemini?


  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I come from the pussy
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho I thought it was James Earl Ray day?

    He was set up
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When was the last time you felt another mans robustness accidentally brush your buttock in the gym changing rooms vinny?

    The gay bath houses Benny frequents are not gyms...
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Mlk had a ho in every town. 👍🏻
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Post real nudes to defend your honor
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Got beat up by a girl

    Same
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    My penis head looks like bill Bill Krozbyby too!

    Coincidence?
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Wallet,phone,keys,gun,clothes

    Same
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Close?
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Not daily. Versace Eros

    Same
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    -2

    Inch of ice and 18” snow this week.

    I stayed in yesterday after shoveling the drive,watched ‘the punisher’
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Back when I was on the road as a salesman,I was walking back to my hotel from the Applebee’s...2 girls approached me,1 hung back with a baby car seat. Close girl said their car broke down and they had a baby with them and needed a room for the night. Could I help out with cash.
    It was cold.
    The baby was covered up with a blanket. I walked over toward the young lady with the car seat and she kinda started walking the other way.

    “How olds the baby?”
    “4 mths”
    I walked a little closer
    “Boy or girl?”
    “Girl”
    “Awww. Lemme see”
    “She’s asleep”
    “I won’t wake her”
    “It’s cold”
    “Yep,very cold.”
    “Where’s your car,maybe I can fix it I’m a bit handy”
    “It won’t start. Engine is gone”
    “I bet I can start it”
    “Nah”
    “Lemme see that fuckin baby bitch!”

    I grabbed the cover off. Fuckin baby doll of course.
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Lol
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Never dip your ink in the company pen…or something like that…I learned that lesson a long time ago too…granted it took me 4 or 5 times to learn it though.

    I don’t think the wimmins watch the same sexual harassment videos that us men are made to watch 👍🏻

    Even with #metoo everywhere,I see dumb ass dudes fuckin up.lol
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I think boo wants to hit it,but knows she’s crazy and a bit obsessed and his history with crazy and obsessed has shown him its best to not get involved.

    😉

    Lolz
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Hey 👋 Purdi
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee 😆😆

    I'm a busy woman purdi. I dont have time to be baking him cakes and muffins etc. 😜

    Your love muffin is always hot n ready 😁
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Lolz
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I suppose I should now post a pic of Edith's cake…here it is. Young Edith has a thing for me and is always bringing me little gifts and shit or trying to feed me (She's Mexican and that's what Mexican women do). I've told her I don't eat carbs but she keeps bringing me this carby stuff and I have to smile and say "oh wow, thanks Edith, you'll make someone a wonderful third wife one day…"


    That’s a half asses cake. That’s a crazy bitch cake if I’ve ever seen one. She probably put pubes and vag juice in that thing. 😳

    I don’t eat shit ppl make at home. You ppl are nasty
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