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Posts by Archer513

  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Nogs be noggin
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I had a buddy I grew up with that had a really hot mom. She was always laying out by the pool topless by the pool and being pretty overtly sexual and inappropriate around us boys

    The pain in that fellas eyes as we talked about cuming on her tits
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Dammit!!
    I wanted be a cougar

    You can to a 20 year old

    A. Few more ice cream seasons for you my dear
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, I fantasize about one day being in a pool and a hot tub with all of them…

    Who do you think is the best in the sack matt?
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lanny pretty much hit the nail on the head, in california you're pretty much expected to be intelligent, good looking, successful, tolerant, and do drugs. also on top of that there's usually like 3-4 people in psychotic episodes you have to deal with daily just walking around to get to work or whatever. it's hard to keep up with sometimes.

    You’re not very smart if you put up with that.

    How many smart,good looking ppl exist?

    You’re one or the other. Nature doesn’t work any other way.
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It hurts their dads.

    Lolz

    Can you fuckin imagine? All those hospital bills raising a kid,schooling,vacations,clothes,braces and time spent teaching a kid how to do everything...eat,talk,walk,bathe,brush it’s teeth.

    You had a boy! A son to throw tha ball with,work on the car with and carry on your family name.

    Then...

    “Dad,I’m changing my name from Greg to Geraldine and cutting my pecker off and if you have any issue with it at all you’re a fucking bigot piece of shit”

    Lolz
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I just can’t figure out how butchering yourself and cutting off your fucking genitals stopped being a mental illness all of a sudden.

    I mean,their Illness doesn’t hurt anyone else,and I don’t understand fucking with those ppl,but wtf?

    They’re letting those ppl adopt kids and transition them as children.
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Californians are like cancer

    Can’t wait till that shit hole is consumed by the ocean.
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson none, I just see them at aldi buying it…I assume they put it in their fridges.

    I’ll accept that...I guess.
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go look in a trannies fridge…soy milk.

    How many trannies fridges you been in?
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Cup
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    What 3.5 billion Indians

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard of an Indian winning an Olympic medal. Half the ppl on the planet.

    They can’t engineer anything either. Have you ever been in a mahindra car? It’s like a car you get at k-mart. Fuckin shitty.

    I don’t think Indians get enough hate. Half the ppl on the planet and they are completely useless. There might be 10 hot Indian women on the planet.

    They’re so boring that Nazi’s don’t pay attention to them.lol
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Indians are all skinny fat.

    They are just doughy people. The woman all have slutty fat rolls around their mid section. The dudes are all frail

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fit Indian. All the dudes have that Saturday night live John travolta hair doo and weak mustaches. Lolz
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I can’t imagine Indians being good at waring or anything manly

    They’re the softest ppl on earth.
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure thing babe


    I sent you that in secret!!! 😡
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    That bottom bitch is rough as fuck

    Lotsa lotsa lotsa lotsa cock
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why is lanny having war on dicks ?

    Keeping them for himself?

    Dick hoarder
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Dueling dicks



    Young niggas won’t get it...
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    A Reece’s pb egg
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey if you're not doing anything later and if you're totally not busy or anything cuz I dont want to interrupt your awesomeness but I mean if you have a few seconds of free time or whatever I'm totally not doing anything and I'd be more than happy to have you swing by in order for me to fucking drag you into my apartment by your face and bind you then make thousands of incisions into your body and pour little dabs of salt into each and every one all the while giving you little kissies on the mouth and batting my lashes at you. Maybe there are some kitties too, kitties that eat your wounds while we both laugh and eat porridge and talk about days of old. That could be an appetizer.

    Has that cheesy line ever worked on the ladies?
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