Posts by Archer513

1. 2019-03-07 at 7:25 PM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT I sure hope you can breath through ur ears brother

   
   Of course!
   
   As any master cunnilingist should
2. 2019-03-07 at 7:21 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   That didn’t last long...
3. 2019-03-07 at 6:44 PM UTC in Indian woman kills her rapist by dragging him into flames
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   not Many rapeable Indian women
   
   If you’re gonna rape,then rape a hot white woman. Make it count.
4. 2019-03-07 at 5:32 PM UTC in Did you guys hear all the news about the FDA recently?
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Always looking for a helping hand. ☺

   
   Don’t think he’d use his hand...
   
   Or actual sunscreen
5. 2019-03-07 at 4:41 PM UTC in (Respecfully) Fuck this venue
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Its been scientifically proven that people that announce to everyone that they’re “changing their life around”
   
   Fail miserably at changing their life around
6. 2019-03-07 at 4:33 PM UTC in Summer is over
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Still waiting on an actual hover board
   
   I tried out this electric skateboard at a motorcycle show last year called a ‘onewheel’ that was pretty cool. They wanted $1300 for the damn thing. Only went 8 miles on a charge.
   
   Give me 15 miles at $800 and I’ll buy one and ride it to work. 👍🏻
7. 2019-03-07 at 3:28 PM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. That's right grilled cheesy, don't get urself hurt
   
   Archer, I saw a pic of u on voxer & it was almost exactly what I imagined u look like.

   
   My face is very strong baby
   Wink wink
8. 2019-03-07 at 2:59 PM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Better have a fit/strong face
   
   She’s no pixie
9. 2019-03-05 at 3:54 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Happy birthday star
   
   You look just like Rihanna 😍
10. 2019-03-04 at 5:13 PM UTC in What type of women are you most attracted to?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Ones without dicks
11. 2019-03-01 at 11:12 PM UTC in White people have never been subject to discrimination or racism
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    As a skinny white bou who grew up in a black neighborhood I can attest that the op is false.
    
    I’ve yet to meet a black persons who was beaten everyday bay 4-10 white ppl while being called a nigger. They think they’re being oppressed when someone calls the cops on them for doin nigger shit.
    
    I survived a gauntlet of daily beatings all whilst being called honky.
    
    Spoiler: I’m a bad ass mofo now.
12. 2019-03-01 at 9:24 PM UTC in I kissed a girl at work!
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Probably a dude
13. 2019-03-01 at 7:58 PM UTC in Shittiest city you've been to
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I actually forgot about Detroit
    
    Detroit is what all of America would be if the democrats had full power at the federal level.
14. 2019-03-01 at 4:51 PM UTC in Guess each others real names
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty My youngest son's name is Tyler… and he's not gay.
    
    OT: I think I'd prolly call him something like: Robare' @ Archer

    
    You don’t have to be gay to have a gay name.
    
    It’s not HIS fault 😁
    
    😘 lol
15. 2019-03-01 at 3:59 PM UTC in Guess each others real names
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    At least 15 Chads on this mofo
    
    Probably a bunch with gay ass names like Tyler or Bricen.
16. 2019-03-01 at 3:56 PM UTC in Shittiest city you've been to
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm San Francisco

17. 2019-02-28 at 10:55 PM UTC in California should feel ashamed
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Lol
    
    She’s not a hot chic. She’s a lot of hair and makeup.
    
    Theres 20 of her in every office in America
    
    And a fucking fraud that did nothing but scam ppl.
    
    Elizabeth Anne Holmes (/hoʊmz/; born February 3, 1984)[1] is the founder and former CEO of Theranos, a now-DEFUNCT company known for its FAlSE claims to have devised revolutionary blood tests that used very small amounts of blood.[3][4] In 2015, Forbes named Holmes as the youngest and wealthiest self-made female billionaire in America on the basis of a $9 billion valuation of Theranos.[5] By the next year, following revelations of potential fraud, Forbes revised her net worth to zero dollars,[6] and Fortune named Holmes one of the "World's Most Disappointing Leaders".
18. 2019-02-28 at 10:28 PM UTC in California should feel ashamed
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III thats a dumb stereotype of innovators you have, but typical of someone who is unattractive/stupid/not from california so i'm not surprised

    
    Name 5 hot California genius’ that have made an impact on society.
    
    I’m straight outa Compton bitch
19. 2019-02-28 at 8:55 PM UTC in California should feel ashamed
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Since you don't live in California you probably don't know this, but a lot.

    
    “A lot”
    
    Name 5. Good looking ppl with average intelligence are called “smart” because ppl wanna be them or fuck them.
    
    The great innovators of the world look like bill gates,Stephen king or Ben Franklin. Not wasting your time screwing and partying for free helps develop the mind.
20. 2019-02-28 at 7:06 PM UTC in what would you say are the highlights of your life so far?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Everything will just sound like bragging