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2019-07-05 at 3:08 PM UTC in Green plastic objectively says that I'm The Biggest Loser here...He’s probably in the upper percentage of functioning humans in this atmosphere
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2019-07-03 at 8:46 PM UTC in Aroused at the sights of an 11y.o loli, pedos demand that Baskin-Robbins stop showing them little girls.All Asian females either look 12 or 60
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2019-07-03 at 8:45 PM UTC in I applied for 50 jobs and most of them want to hire me
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2019-07-03 at 2:45 PM UTC in I applied for 50 jobs and most of them want to hire meWe’re at 100% employment right now,anyone can get a job
I saw a retard bus pull up to a McDonald’s and a gaggle of retards walk off in McDonald’s hats. Times is tough for an employer. -
2019-07-03 at 2:26 PM UTC in Aroused at the sights of an 11y.o loli, pedos demand that Baskin-Robbins stop showing them little girls.They don’t have bananas in Korea?
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2019-07-03 at 2:24 PM UTC in I will best the fucking shit out of WellHungI wonder how many internet fucks have actually met and fought over hurt internet feelings?
Maybe 1 or 2 out of 27 trillion e fights. -
2019-07-02 at 5:37 PM UTC in stand up comedy is absolute trashJoe rogan and bill burr put together good sets
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2019-07-02 at 4:53 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPShe got her fix I suppose?
How?
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2019-07-02 at 2:04 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Uncle Hershel’s breakfast from Cracker Barrel
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2019-07-01 at 7:21 PM UTC in what exactly is the method for "getting over" depressing things?Walk it off
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2019-07-01 at 4:50 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPIs rabbit code for pussy?
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2019-07-01 at 3:50 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAP
Originally posted by GGG That is not what I'm saying.
I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.
-Getting out of a moving car while pregnant
-Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.
-Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace… twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)
-Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.
-Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.
-Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.
-Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.
-Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.
-Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.
-Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts
-One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.
-Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.
But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.
She just needs a good man to fix her.
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2019-07-01 at 12:24 PM UTC in when people say "pussy is pussy"Some have the Kung fu grip
And some are floppy caves
Some are pretty
Some look like they were in a knife fight
“Pussy is pussy” is incorrect -
2019-06-28 at 8:30 PM UTC in What is the evolutionary purpose of pubic hair?
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but tiny dicks is more conducive to survival in a harsh environmemt.
tiny dicks are less likely to get mauled by beasts and get maimed in war and combat. and if you watch national geographic enough you'll see that the first place a majority of predators attack is the genitals because when animals lose their genitals, they give up their fight for survival and surrender because they know their lives are now futile.
Benny and cockroaches is all that will be left.. -
2019-06-28 at 8:14 PM UTC in Matchew sent me a birthday card..I’m thinking he’s a drakkar kinda guy..
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2019-06-28 at 3:12 PM UTC in Camomile tea
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2019-06-28 at 1:04 PM UTC in Camomile tea
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2019-06-28 at 12:58 PM UTC in Camomile teaI like it with a bit of milk before I go nite nite..
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2019-06-28 at 12:51 PM UTC in 12 years old Loli went to the beach. What happens next will leave you in tears.Maybe someday we can train this bacteria to only eat body fat 👍🏻
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2019-06-27 at 8:13 PM UTC in What is the evolutionary purpose of pubic hair?In the darkness of the community cave
Grog knew to crawl for the fishy smell and away from the blue cheese smell..