Posts by Archer513

1. 2019-08-05 at 1:22 PM UTC in Another ethnically ambiguous young male goes on a mass shooting
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   6 of the 9 killed were black. They were gonna die eventually by gang violence (wouldnt hear about that)
   
   Shooters sister and her boyfriend were shot first.
   
   So essentially only 1 innocent person was shot.
   
   Not bad. 👍🏻
2. 2019-08-05 at 12:48 PM UTC in Funny thing about mass shootings
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   America has a nerd problem
   
   We need to start putting you nerds in a camp
   
   Round you virgins up
3. 2019-07-31 at 6:01 PM UTC in Nursing Aides fired after "Felt cute...might drop your grandma later" twitter picture
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   “Hey!..don’t those whores work here!?!”
   
   Every one is a cop now
4. 2019-07-31 at 4:35 PM UTC in How many of you are thr type of guy who says youre coming home with me tonight?
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I prefer
   
   “I’m goin home with you tonight”
   
   Don’t want these ho’s knowing where I live.
5. 2019-07-31 at 3:41 PM UTC in We have two groups of trolls here...
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   How many bowls could a troll bowl bowl,if a troll bowl could bowl bowls?
6. 2019-07-31 at 12:59 PM UTC in Think I am going to get a Playstation 2
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I still play god of war and tiger woods golf on mine
   
   Shit got too complicated after ps2...now get off of my lawn!
7. 2019-07-31 at 12:56 PM UTC in Nursing Aides fired after "Felt cute...might drop your grandma later" twitter picture
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Of course these are nurses aids which aren't really nurses, they are mainly there to wipe bottoms and feed the infirm chocolate pudding.

   
   Nurses aids and lpn’s are the trashiest of the bunch. Slurp you right down in a parking lot
   
   A lot of neck tattoos and black kids 👍🏻
8. 2019-07-31 at 12:37 PM UTC in Nursing Aides fired after "Felt cute...might drop your grandma later" twitter picture
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Nurses are whores 😍
   
   They’re basically strippers who show up on time
9. 2019-07-24 at 8:14 PM UTC in Do any of you Republicans still think that climate change is a fallacy?
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   #fatboycuckgopickupyourwhoreskidsfrommcdonalds
10. 2019-07-24 at 7:42 PM UTC in Do any of you Republicans still think that climate change is a fallacy?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Where my house is
    
    Was a 200 ft glacier thousands of years ago
    
    So,yea...thank god for climate change or you ppl wouldn’t be enjoying Ohio’s delicious corn and soy beans
    
    MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs
11. 2019-07-11 at 5:54 PM UTC in WELL HUNG : how you can apologize.
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    A cpl bros catchin a cubbies game 👍🏻
12. 2019-07-11 at 4:07 PM UTC in WELL HUNG : how you can apologize.
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Burritos are pretty awesome
    
    I like the cheap fruit
    
    I’d never go to a Mexican doctor though
13. 2019-07-11 at 11:33 AM UTC in Everyone please pay me more attention...
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I heard if you shit in the streets,they give you a cookie and tell you you’re stunning and brave
14. 2019-07-10 at 1:39 PM UTC in Fucking Walmart
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox This marinara sauce is actually pretty good

    
    Never doubt Walmart when it comes to pleasing fatties
15. 2019-07-10 at 1:22 PM UTC in Texas teens lick ice cream and put it back in store freezer
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Buys ice cream
    
    Gets sickle cell
    
    😢😢😢
16. 2019-07-09 at 8:42 PM UTC in In love with the girl at the chicken wing sports bar
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I have a buddy that bartends at bdubs
    
    He bangs a lot of the little hotties that work there. They like to party
    
    Ask her out man
17. 2019-07-09 at 7:06 PM UTC in Your opinion on the Jeffrey Epstein situation?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    He was born in the wrong time
    
    100 years ago a rich dude having 14 year old whores sucking him off was cool
18. 2019-07-08 at 6:36 PM UTC in How many times does somebody have to be raped before it begins to be their fault?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG If you get raped by one person, okay you got raped.
    
    If you get raped by two people, damn that's some bad luck.
    
    But if you start getting raped like four, five, or six times, what the fuck is going on? You gotta be doing something wrong to be getting raped this many different times by this many different people. Not that the rape itself is your fault but holy shit take at least a little responsibility and stop getting yourself into situations you get raped in. Unless you have tremendous bad luck or maybe just live somewhere really rapey, you must be doing SOMETHING wrong.
    
    Same goes for other shit like getting robbed or getting into fights. Sometimes these situations are unavoidable but if you get into them all the time you're just a fucking idiot, and probably deserve to be robbed, beat up, and/or raped.

    
    This philosophy can be applied to all of life’s trials
19. 2019-07-08 at 6:33 PM UTC in If u had the opportunity to be a dictator of a nation, would u take it?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Yes
    
    It would be the most powerful nation in the world
20. 2019-07-05 at 7:02 PM UTC in When you're working at a job with nametags and somebody calls you by your name
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I believe the purpose of name tags/badges is so ppl address you by name