In town suites is where I put up all my contractors.lol.
Where’s the best place to be homeless?
San Diego has the best weather.
The keys...they have huge bugs and those banana spiders creep me out.
If you lived in the woods you’d have to hunt and trap and fish and eat wild berries and shit
Livin in San Fran,you just beg for change and shit in the street and go to the shelter for free grub
2018-11-16 at 3:53 PM UTC
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Forest fires
Everyone in Cali drives solar and windmill cars
2018-11-16 at 3:26 PM UTC
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Forest fires
if They gave all the illegals and homo’s a bucket of water and a shovel,the fire wouldn’t have burned an acre
The op is quite a long love letter
Q better watch out
Before the internet
We had to get our nudes in Polaroid
2018-11-15 at 6:39 PM UTC
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Speaking of smells ....
Toothpaste:crest white
Lever 2000 soap
Shampoo (even though I shave my head) head and shoulders
Deodorant:right guard gel sport
Nivea after shave
Obsession or Versace Eros for cologne (if I have a hot date)
2018-11-15 at 6:33 PM UTC
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Eating ass
My line is poo and punching
I’ll slap the shit out of ya if you’re into that,but no more pegging bishes in the face
2018-11-15 at 6:13 PM UTC
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Eating ass
I have a buddy that into women having smelly armpits and hair.
It’s funny,because most of the women he dates laugh at him and tell him to fuck off.
That would suck to be really into something and not be able to find someone who’s cool with it.
2018-11-15 at 6:06 PM UTC
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Eating ass
I’m sure there are multiple exceptions. Some ppl just like ass smell.
I dated one chic that use to stick her face in my sack and just lay there gettin visibility dripping wet.
Another that loved 69 because she loved the ass and sack in her face.
Er’body got their thing.
2018-11-15 at 5:52 PM UTC
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Eating ass
I think it has something to do with a lack of boundaries and crazy bishes are really really into you. It is the ultimate compliment to get your ass licked. That person really likes you.
I have noticed ass eaters also like getting pee’d on. Although I believe getting pee’d on is pretty mainstream.
2018-11-15 at 5:39 PM UTC
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Eating ass
Being how I was addicted to crazy bishes for a cpl decades,I’ve had my fart box tongue punched a few times,usually after a hard night of drinking
Crazy bishes are really horny and freaky and quite honestly a bit nasty.
It was ok. I’d never ask for it,but if a woman is licking your shitter,it’s rude to not accept.
2018-11-13 at 8:53 PM UTC
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Infinityshock's Ban
Finny is a misunderstood artist,who’s artistic endeavors will not be appreciated until after his passing.
2018-11-12 at 8:13 PM UTC
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Users you would do
“Love ya bro!” *fist bump
“Lemme get some of that puss...you take her mouth a while” *fist bump (no eye contact)
Sore
All I did yesterday is blow leaves off my yard into the woods. I mean,there were lotsa leaves and it took 6 hours,but the blower only weighs 15 lbs.
Lame
I remember her gettin a bit crazy and comin off and then her pelvic bone coming down hard,followed by a distinctive pop.
I may have lost an inch,but that bad boy curves right into the g spot.
Sup ladies...
