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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant I was just thinking the same thing. Like how my flat iron cane with a protective sleeve for when you're finished using it.

    Every product ever should have a protective sleeve no matter what it is. Even protective sleeves should have their own protective sleeves.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still it would take a while to cool down wouldn't it…you make some toast then what? …you have to wait 30 mins till it drops to a temperature safe to put back in your pocket? Pointless!

    Perhaps it comes with a fire-proof cooling-sleeve that you can slide the toaster in after using it for fast temperature reduction and safe pocket storage.
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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You're a 40 year old chronic masturbator rapist sex addict and it just now dawned on you that being drunk makes things feel better

    And quit posting about your jacking off positions to a forum full of men you fucking closeted faggot. Only the most retarded of autistic people share that kind of information

    Kill yourself
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  4. Originally posted by Wariat jerking off on gin and tonic.

    Who are Gin and Tonic? your pet dogs?
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  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged


    So glad I found this again, I had accidentally deleted it
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  6. troon African Astronaut
    roughly how many hours per day are you stimulating your genitals?
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  7. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    I just screamed 9/11 was an inside job out the window but in a Minecraft sort in my mind
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian. I noticed leading up to abstaining completely from alcohol I was drinking more and more, with yet more instances of blacking out. I also felt that it took less to get drunk despite being able to drink stupid amounts. This was accompanied by bad internal pain for days, sometimes weeks afterwards. Could it be possible my insides were/ are fucked irreparably and this affects tolerance. Maybe my liver isn't processing properly due to being so damaged ?

    I never got blood tests done but I am keen to swallow a camera and have a good root around in there as Doug would say. I still wake with abdominal pain from time to time but put it down to dehydration as I don't drink enough water. I miss drinking but when it gets to the point where you can't trust yourself to even drink one then what's the point.

    Inb4: "WAAAAAA drugs and alcohol are the best, you're just a weak faggit"

    Thoughts?

    Haven't you tried and failed to quit cocaine like 100 times and every time you rack up a handful of sober days you strut in here talking like king shit? Go get stabbed in an alley you little faggot.
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  9. Guys buy xrp ripple tokens when they go up and then safe moon
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  10. Originally posted by Murk Lore You have shares in Halliburton? Isn't that a bit contradictory with your beliefs?

    Halliburton itself didn't do the but management profited greatly and there is conflict of interest.

    The company existed way before dick Cheney was brought on board because he and rumsfeld established a trust with Saudi as well as Saddam Husain. Which is an asset. Though I don't know if rumsfeld was ever onboard

    Haliburtan however got caught not placing housing over the fract pipes to prevent leakage,. whistle blower in North Dakota was fired or left

    I actually sold out of Haliburton, profit taking. You're dumb as shit if you think I won't make money however I can.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I need to work on my timing

    That could be kinda funny if that was your opening line and you just stood there for like 2 minutes of silence before delivering it.
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  12. Lower your tone, Tite-sack
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  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    at the abortion clinic explaining he's a gay man who accidentally knocked up his latinx baddie gf but she's not ready to come in yet on her own, while also asking the staff pointed questions about mifepristone which kind of seem to imply he's planning on dosing her without her knowledge.
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  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    actual picture of wellhung he sent me, of when he was cyberstalking sharrice IRL outside the condo

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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The French are not white.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The mom can shut up now it's obvious the daughter is gonna keep saying the same thing
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I made fun of a mom for acting like a toddler to her toddler and got called out for being an armchair parent.
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  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Shodan Lol I wonder how well you would fare defending a solitary bunker by yourself armed with only a machine gun, against an entire nazi company with tanks and artillery.

    https://youtu.be/epeQwq-aYV0

    The actual ratio was 72:1, which is nothing to scoff at. Why else would other countries sing songs of their valor generations later?

    There were actually many other Polish thermopylae throughout history, that were far more impressive.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Klushino?wprov=sfla1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hod%C3%B3w?wprov=sfla1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_W%C4%99gr%C3%B3w?wprov=sfla1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Zadw%C3%B3rze?wprov=sfla1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dytiatyn?wprov=sfla1

    What to do you think of those?

    Is "several dozen:700 or 900:700" = 72:1 drunken Polish math or were you referring to one of those other battles you posted? Or wait, do you just mean how outnumbered you were? Wow congrats. Getting gangstomped by 15 niggers isn't impressive just because you "went 15:1".

    I couldn't code Five Nights at Freddy's by myself either, but that's never going to stop me from pointing out the game is shit and it's pathetic that it has such a feverishly worshipful fandom. Being a soft and dainty modern butterfly, presumably I'd not fare well in that situation. I'll admit, I might even farewell (that is to say: paint my brains on the bunker ceiling like the Polak in Chief did at Wizna). Although part of me likes to believe that, if I somehow held out for 3 days and made every inch of ground hell for the enemy to take, I'd have come out in surrender at the end with a shit-eating grin on my face and made the Nazis do that particular job for me.
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  19. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian. OP pretends to take drugs he can't even afford, even if he could he's too socially awkward/ Autistic to approach dealers.

    The truth is he's an alcoholic.

    Dude meth is cheaper than alcohol.
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  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    In her mind she is constantly running away from you, makes sense.
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