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2024-03-05 at 6:31 PM UTC in Some girl literally ran from me earlier
Originally posted by Warcry I tried to hit o this chick walking across from me by saying you are a very pretty girl and she sort of looked at me all scared and increased her pace just to go froward away from me faster and I said oh your polish huh aren't you? typical. all you polish chicks are paranoid and act sacred for no reason just because. guy gives you attention. Ukrainian chicks re much better than this. fuck yourself and when I started walking I Sid it again by the wy fuck yooooour seeeeofl
Originally posted by Warcry Earlier I talked to a super hot chick around 16 but she went to the age thing again like they all only went trashy young dudes their age here and won't even give me a chance it makes no sense anyway she ws cool as fuck though and made me feel warm and giddy inside. she talked for a while too and was confident not scare for nothing. this little blond chick. she was like im busy now so I can't give you contact but at first she was like im still a school girl or some shit and I said that's fine im not even looking for sex and know why I can or can't legally and I can get to know anyone of any ge without sex legally its not like im asking you for prostitution here am I? then she was like yea but I got to go somewhere and I was like I just never had. daughter and like younger girls but only if they will want me or nothing forceful and she was like I understand but maybe next tie we see each other its weird she like had like time to stand still talk to me was not scared but not time to give me her Facebook name or any contact? I shouldn't even had said the sex part like I dont need it because ll these chicks are legal for sesx anyway. why the fuck are they so obsessed with being 1 or out of high school like american ones? I mean even there there re some 1 yr olds still in hs in porn or the one I found the article for you guys that hispanic ones. why the fuck are polish teen chicks such prudes and so boring?
Originally posted by Warcry how do I explain to them they are legal, the age of consent is not 1 I Poland (for some reason people in other countries know this but polish people re toor etarded to know their own laws it seems), that for me having a daughter or someone to snuggle and watch movies with is enough nd ill wait until they're ready, etc.?
Originally posted by Warcry and even if they are 18 they'll always make some excuse to reject me why?
Originally posted by Warcry I understand that if you dont say something in a confident or super cocky way or maybe because I got rejected earlier I didn't say it all cocky and shit she may have used that as on excuse to run or I dont know. also if they see you stop still wanting to talk vs just like saying something to not get to know them just to say it they act different. its like impossible to meet a young chick here unless I go to another country and join porn.
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞"𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖾 chase 𝖾𝗆'🏃💨'𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 they run away'😨🚓
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2024-03-05 at 6:26 PM UTC in 💼 Starting my Better Call Saul arc - Becoming a Legal Aid / Lawyer ⚖️aesthetics I am going for; Lionel Hutz, Cocobolo Desks, Better Call Saul office in closet, ChatGPT Lawyer, Legal Eagle, the lawyer from THE WIRE, harvey birdman
Please help me move this heavy lawyer desk out from the back of this nail salon and into my fancy new office
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here I am, this is it I am a big shoot now and relaxing after a hard day of legal work -
2024-03-05 at 5:21 PM UTC in Userscript to Block/Mute Users
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2024-03-05 at 2:18 PM UTC in Userscript to Block/Mute Userslist of users i'm going to block;
Kingoffrogs, Instigator, CandyRein, Blunt Wrap Supreme, Solstice, General Butt.Naked -
2024-03-05 at 2:12 PM UTC in Userscript to Block/Mute UsersI keep reading it as Userscript to Block Meth Users
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2024-03-05 at 2:07 PM UTC in AFTERPRISONSHOW JOE IS ON THE DOPE!!!!
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We should invite Rabbit and Gelico to this site.
Wow you are sure funny bringing up old cast members trying to be a detractor to APS joe who I rock with and his adventures maybe the reddit is more your speed huh just have to have your lolcow just cant let a former convict figure out his way in the world and turn his life around it's always gotta be a LOLCOW always gotta be a business failure always gotta be bryan stealing the HVAC or the tools or now joe locked out of his JOE DOES STUFF channel and got his tools stolen (again) from his work truck. Maybe the Reddit is right maybe you are right or maybe old Joe is just a rolling stone that gathers no moss -
2024-03-05 at 2:03 PM UTC in STUPID!!! STUPID!!!YOU COULD HAVE FUCKED HER YOU FUCKING RETARD
(my brain after misinterpreting a signal from a lady but actually I didn't misinterpret it, I just think I did)
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2024-03-05 at 1:23 PM UTC in You are all brainwashed woke sheepi'm gonna level with you brainwashed sheep, I am scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to sheep content. When I crack out on certain subjects I have a tendency to go hard until I have found every piece of media related to something going back hundreds of years 𓃝 𓃞 𓄅 𓁡
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2024-03-05 at 1:18 PM UTC in Wariat listen to mekeep being yourself OP don't listen to the haters, post all the porn sluts you want
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2024-03-05 at 12:27 PM UTC in AFTERPRISONSHOW JOE IS ON THE DOPE!!!!Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts
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13 hours ago
New APS video up
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Fireman17
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13 hr. ago
· edited 13 hr. ago
We can finally troll him again.. He is lock out of Joe Does Stuff!! 🤣🤣.. Now we just need get him on LolCow Live podcast 🤣
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DEMF_no17
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7 hr. ago
Whats Poppin'
Yoooo Fireman!
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Fireman17
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7 hr. ago
Sup long time no see
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SighkoJamez
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13 hr. ago
He need that $425 in the cash app for a new key to the van
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roadblocked
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13 hr. ago
lol he can’t stay away lolol
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goatsinhats
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10 hr. ago
🐐🧢
No way!!!! Let’s go!!!!!!!!!
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DEMF_no17
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7 hr. ago
Whats Poppin'
Hahhhh, the GOAT himself
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Citron_Narrow
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6 hr. ago
Joe is back to get that 💰💰💰💰
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Tasty_Grand_Returns
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13 hr. ago
So this is the suck job video for the 1.3m subscribers.
The video he didn't want to but had to make
The after business show coming soon.
Business isn't easy!
J. P. Guerrero 2024.
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good4ubud
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10 hr. ago
The historical house in the middle of the hood wasn't very safe apparently
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DB_Cooper75
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7 hr. ago
Teeth looking yellow
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Big-Communication685
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6 hr. ago
He's been smoking a carton of cigarettes a day
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Citron_Narrow
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12 hr. ago
He needs money
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Tasty_Grand_Returns
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12 hr. ago
He probably forgot his cashapp password.
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C0wPi3
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12 hr. ago
They stole $1,800 worth of his tools that he conveniently left the vehicle unlocked too.
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Tasty_Grand_Returns
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12 hr. ago
Well he lives in that exclusive area no need to lock your doors.
Historical thieves must lurk in the shadows.
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coondingee
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8 hr. ago
I don’t think he said he left it unlocked. You’ve never seen anything like how quick and easy it is for Florida man to pop a lock. It was practically an extracurricular activity in high school. We had to help a woman the other month because she locked her keys in the car. Amazing what you can accomplish with a simple coat hanger. But you aren’t wrong, too many people think that if you live in a nice neighborhood that you can leave your car unlocked. I can tell you a bunch of stories about how that didn’t work out for them.
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C0wPi3
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5 hr. ago
You're right he didn't say that he left it unlocked and I made the assumption. This isn't the first time though and he said he left them unlocked before.
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DeadWolverine93
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11 hr. ago
He’s back
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Tablesaw602
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11 hr. ago
Level 6 is the new level 5!
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DavidPT40
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9 hr. ago
Don't fuck this up!
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DEMF_no17
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7 hr. ago
Whats Poppin'
Cool seeing some OG posters, ain’t seen these names in a bit
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Big-Communication685
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7 hr. ago
This is very upsetting it appears a special military operation to bring down Joe was not successful I will be evaluating my generals
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Tasty_Grand_Returns
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6 hr. ago
Mahh Wiffee must have given him back the key's to the cuck shed.
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Big-Communication685
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6 hr. ago
She must have found some new BBC
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Tasty_Grand_Returns
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6 hr. ago
The ole Mississippi Magic Stick.
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No-Assistance-1145
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3 hr. ago
Who opened up CERN again? Pulled me back into this "banger"?
Was it u Cranky, Tasty?
Joe, what the fuk u sayin'...jeezuz, I guess this ur what 29th comeback? At least u finally surfaced...u missed us :)
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BlottoDelgado
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Yeah, I knew he couldn’t stay away. Time to watch him be fat.
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AfterPrisonShow is a YouTube vlog hosted by Joe Guerrero, a con who spent 7 years in prison and talks about his prison experiences. In recent times, Joe has expanded to covering other topics outside of prison content.
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2024-03-05 at 4:07 AM UTC in You are all brainwashed woke sheepSHEEP
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2024-03-04 at 11:24 PM UTC in You are all brainwashed woke sheepabout what I expected from your herd
