A friend of mine had a really drunk mom and she would let us eat all the ice cream and wanted us to look up our teachers in the phonebook so she could phone them and talk shit.
protip: if your parent is a raging alcoholic you can stay up as late as possible because they are too busy destroying themselves to pay attention to you
Work for a grocery store it's the ultimate EZ normie job and it's the same thing forever so you can just sink your paycheck into cryptocurrency, sit back and wait to be a millionaire.