Originally posted by Soybitch 2.0 - The CUM Swallowing
It cheers me thinking how slow that fucker must have died to necessitate all those mop heads.
Delicious.
A million reporters for Saudi Arabia.
confirmed final moments of saudi reporter:
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2018-10-14 at 11:14 PM UTC
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I like the DH people
Originally posted by DontTellEm
Pretty sure I'm the Ring leader in this shit circus. So No.
Nah ur the bearded lady.
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2018-10-12 at 9:52 PM UTC
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norhing better than cold beer
Dank weed is better than cold beer in my book
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2018-10-12 at 5:04 PM UTC
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I like the DH people
I am legit pissed about being on a list with Joerell and Ellaria. I’m going to interpret this as a dig.
Fuck you Ghost. Take it back or I’ll set your luggage on fire.
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Originally posted by 🐿
Almost accurate
This squirrel bitch got a round ass booty tho
lil freak of nature
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
What is the gimmick?
He literally explained it in his post. You aren't too bright are you?
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Originally posted by HTS
*shrug*
I'm over it. Chips were purchased… eventually. I don't think he forgot, the store is like 2 minutes away. He just wanted to hurt me. 😭
PMS
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That doesn't make sense to me. If I had the tools to do both I'd charge more for taking the dick in my mouth.
Has anyone ever asked that? Did we trick them into thinking that blowjobs aren't superior to a rubber fuck?
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Originally posted by POLECAT
girls with boy body's need love too,,, and they almost never have saggy tittys
Tomboys are alright, as long as they're biologically female.
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2018-09-21 at 3:51 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Winter is king.
No insects, no heat, no fake happiness, no stupid fucking children outside, no birds. Just big dick norse gods like me enjoying themselves. Ahhh yeah! I can't wait for that stuff to hit hard.
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Originally posted by stare rape
Not gonna lie, I've been sensing some chemistry between them
and lj is none too pleased about that.
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Swiss woman in a caravan.
Pls no swiss roll jokes
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Originally posted by Sudo
Rough sex requires more of an intimate partner as well because it requires trust and frequently direction from the other person.
Agreed but not everybody needs that level of physicality to feel satisfied. I like to slap and choke bc it’s a release of aggression but that terrifies some people. They don’t need sex to be that carnal.
I think it takes a tough level of intimacy for softer sex as well. You have to be pretty vulnerable if you go either route and both can be emotional.
Otherwise you're just showing up to bust a nut and that has its place too.
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Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q
…and odd that they both are gone at the same time, hmmmm
Odd but nice.
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Oh hey bud.
Hell yeah it's gotta be shaved or off with their heads
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It has to be genuine and sincere.
(Cactus girl is semi-sincere, which is acceptable.)
By their face, it should be clear that they are enjoying at least part of it. They should be doing it not just for the money, but because they like it, or they're interested in the art of sex.
Clearly drugged out girls uninterested in what they're doing, regardless of how hot they are, fail to suck me in.
I don't watch video porn all that often, but fake moaning and thrown in dirty talk that doesn't come from the heart instantly turns me off.
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Retarded people should be able to do porn too.
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I didn't Retreat. I just lost interest in this place for a while. It's not nearly as entertaining as DateHookup was.
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