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Posts That Were Thanked by POLECAT

  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    The love of my life would probably be some horrible she-devil I deserve to be with. I'll take the money.
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  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor does the squirts come from the rump? what color is the squirts?

    Omgomgomg I get to legit say this in all seriousness...

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  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by HTS The Wire
    Breaking Bad

    ?_?

    This, throw in Deadwood (criminally underrated) and you've basically got the golden age.

    Also westworld is pretty mediocre. Tries so hard to be profound but it's pretty much just pseudo-philosophical garbage trying to make people who don't actually think say "makes you think!".

    Time split thing was a good twist but that's the start and end of it.
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  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The last group who came over, Sophie ended up handing out icecream and cookies! Almost put us in the poor house!
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  5. Poleket go get on date hotel. Namas posting.
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  6. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I hate kids my wife does to.
    When ever we hear a kid crying or acting out we call that birth control.
    Never did we even consider having even one,now we are in our early 50's and we are so glad we did't have any FUCKING KIDS.
    All my old friends are divorced and paying child support.
    They can't do shit.Me my house is paid for and I don't have to drive a shitbox.
    I go on vacation when I want and only work 3 day's a week.Fuck haven kids enjoy your life.
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  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    You guys are OK, you are welcome here.
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  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Are you a dude pretending to be a chic

    Or a chic pretending to be a dude?
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  9. I was also thinking about getting a trans-am so people dont think Im faking being trans.
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  10.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock poop on it

    That would be a memory dump.
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i video chatted today for bout 8hrs
    i made some rice today
    then i did spanish lessons today ( im learning to be a mexican)
    then i was hungry so i drank half a gallon of cranberry juice and a packet of tuna
    then i installed 2 nifty brass berth lights and swapped the switches out for dimmers
    then i also installed 2 ciggy lighter power outlets
    then i tested my generator to see if it could run both my air conditioner and microwave at the same time (it does)
    then i talked to my brother on the pone
    then i thought hmm i better turn generator off before i get monoxide poison
    then i was tired so now im on my couch in the dark with computer
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  12. Originally posted by POLECAT the fuck you say,,

    I’m about to call you and cuss you out if you don’t stop getting me tangled up in dumbass shit.

    Also can you mail me some weed?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is all because I called her the Pasta Lady, isn't it?
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  14. Red river ??
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  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Nil I'm submitting this thread in my defense.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/17472

    I'm glad you found this uplifting story my client wrote. Let me give you the cliff notes:

    1. My client found God and he has a meaningful relationship with him.
    2. My client has a healthy and fulfilling sex life. Consider that you may, in fact, be jealous of his virility and that he's a 9/10.
    3. My client helped a drug-addicted callgirl get clean. He's a model citizen.
    4. My client never intended to hurt anybody, it was effectively a joke.
    5. Danny was a cunt, and he rightfully died purely by chance in a filthy public toilet. That my client elected not to use violence on him speaks to his restraint.
    6. My client's faith guided him in the midst of temptation and delivered him from evil.
    7. All women do this shit.
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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Have a grt day bff!!❤❤

    lol, fona just got friend zoned hard af.



    .
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  17. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Get a girl whose mom has good joints. You can wet the driest pussy, you can suck the droopiest tits, but the least sexy thing you can hear in bed is "my hips hurt, stop"..
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  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Operating in my capacity as an officer of the court, I have determined that issuing the initial subpoenas via public announcement is the most appropriate and expeditious way to begin proceedings. Each of them has been filed through the NIS 5th circuit court, where we shall officially condemn libelous claims and defamation aimed at the plaintiff, and interruption of commerce, for which we will be seeking compensatory damages. The offending statements have been documented in spoilers beneath each defendant's name.

    I expect all of you will have responded to this round of subpoenas within five business days, or I will request that the judge (a personal friend of mine) hold you in contempt and fine you $500 for each day of noncompliance. Your court date will be Saturday, May 12. Please arrive at 8 AM CST.

    The following users are implicated in this summons:

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery: You made more false accusations against my client than everybody else combined, and you fabricated statements to damage his business relationships. I’m not sure we can even accept a settlement, given the circumstances. Destroying you will serve as a message to libelous anarchists the world over.



    mmQ: You falsely propagated the rumor that my client is guilty of a crime for which he has never been charged, and additionally, you tried to sweep it under the rug. This is significant, and you need a lawyer.


    Note: You can’t file motions as a defendant, mmQ. I can’t charge you for it myself, but one hint of resistance and I’ll be calling in a favor with the DA’s office to hit you for obstruction. Are you prepared for a long and costly legal battle? Or would you prefer to settle, and put this to rest now? I promise that you won’t win if this goes to trial. I’d choose the less painful option if I were in your position.


    ohfralala: You presumed my client’s guilt, and you published a statement circulating a series of vicious rumors on a message board, facilitating a conspiracy against my client and permanently damaging his reputation. I’m going to see to it that you pay dearly.



    POLECAT: I don’t think there’s legal precedence for what you’ve done, but it is so wrong and utterly opposed to justice and human nature that I foresee new case law in the making after we’re done murdering you on the stand.



    HTS: You fabricated two statements from my client and published them on a message board to assassinate his moral character.



    Nil: You published a fictional account of my client’s life that ultimately assisted in the circulation of malicious lies about his business practices.



    Lanny: In your case, this can be as simple as providing a witness testimony. You don’t have to come into court necessarily, as long as you cooperate and demonstrate remorse and provide me with the IP addresses of users named in this motion as well as a sufficient plan to penalize them as forum administrator with suitable penalties to be approved by my firm. Failure to comply will earn you contempt and a fine, and we furthermore, we will expect to see you in court at the scheduled time.

    HampTheToker: Issued upon user request. Since you seem to enjoy litigation from any side, please consider our firm for representation in the future.
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  19. Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Yasss.. I got all the features now!!

    Warning guys.. prepare to be thanked.

    Me first!! :)
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  20. Originally posted by Zanick That's exactly how my psychiatrist refers to me. You all really are the same.


    Every individual female entity is really just part of one massive female entity. You’re not getting out alive.
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