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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    PureWhitePanda, informally known as PWP (pronounced Poop), was a long time member heralding from the late Zoklet. PWP is notable for several reasons. He is the only white guy on here that preferred having sex with black women over anything, he fathered two mulatto children with his ex long term girlfriend. While his hoochie mama was leaving him, he moved back in with his mother and shortly there after he allowed another member to live with him, named Apric0t. About 10 days into their occupation of Pwp's Moms house, PWP goes to jail for unpaid tickets. Apparently PWP's Mom did not feel comfortable alone with a rapist in her home, and locked Apric0t out.

    Apric0t called this poor old lady 200 times and threatened her because he wanted his clothes back, he stole from PWP while packing up and then 14 hours later, PWP's mom had a heart attack. PWP getting out declared that Apric0t killed his mom and that's what he would want me to share with all of you. He also loved product, constructing children's playgrounds, and gangsta rap.

    He was a member of the Tinychat/TinyBLTC crew who served for about ten years.

    PWP died from an overdose, he was 39ish. May you live forever in space, my nigga.

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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This is my sploo one


    Sploo was among the youngest members of the community for almost the entirety of his 7 year posting career. He was always known for his creative posting style and sharp intelligence. Anyone with even a passing awareness of his shitposting could tell he had a natural aptitude for STEM subjects. He could always entertain and make people laugh and met up with several members of the community. He had a love of music as well and had several bands with members sharing tracks and sploo mixing it. Tragically his life that was full of promise was cut short on Dec 23rd 2019. He leaves behind a loving family, many friends and several birds which he absolutely adored. He has left a hole that cannot be filled, it is only through illuminating his memory that we can share his spirit with others who may have enjoyed his presence. May he find peace among the cosmos
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Posted about this 7000 times before but I'd like to sponsor the creation of a memorial page for fallen members. I was thinking of "da curb" or possibly another topic discussion forum. Tried to hire people to do it before but nobody wants to work with vbulliten, I can't code my way out of a paper bag and at least one person left me on read after looking at the site

    So basically if anyone wants to do this I'll send em some derpcoin

    Sploo
    Malice
    Juicebox
    Crazy Mike
    Dietpiano
    Fuckbiscuit
    Cupocheer?

    Edit: markxtc311
    1337?
    Kr0z, how could I forget?
    Purewhitepanda
    Actor (who always gets forgotten about tragically)
    Ilovechronic
    OMGPLZDNTBAN


    Anyone else?
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  4. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel pig fuckers looks like another successful krolo thread
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  5. Get off the gas, chikkin
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  7. Weird Aileen Yankoclit
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  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    No. Bob Saget wasn't just murdered. He was MURDERED AT THE RITZ! Dun dun dun..



    [Radio Announcer] We will be right back to Radio Theater of Murdered at the Ritz after this sponsor's message.
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  9. Physically punishing young has been around for millions of years, it's common throughout the animal kingdom. It's only the last 30 or so years that has become unfashionable in the human world...which coincidentally matches the decline of western civilization.

    Beat your kids folks and save the fucking world.
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  10. Now i wanna make an alt and take pictures of my legs in cupcake stockings
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Hugging a tiny doge. Roasted broccolini, bacon goat cheese pizza. Beer.

    Thanked for tiny doge and beer.

    I ate a queso burrito at Paradisos and made a room full of strangers sing happy birthday to my mom. Tee hee!
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No they aren't. Sudo is easily in the top tier of posters remaining here and it's not up for debate.
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    As the not so lovely DTE would say "ppl are dumb"
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  14. They do it all the time here (driving with hazard lights on)

    Bit of rain, turn hazard lights on
    Want to drive slow? turn hazard lights on
    Look at me! I'm special! turn hazard lights on
    I was behind one on my way into work this morning driving in the overtaking lane going 40 (in a 70) with hazard lights on...get out of the overtaking lane stupid.
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  15. We’re all in our 30s you fucking sperg
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  16. I hop the front desk clerk beats you to death with an architectural digest magazine.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The only possible bad thing would be stealing from a store in the presence of a child who is aware what you are doing and is too young to understand the context so they think it's ok to steal afterwards. Other than that you are either a loser or you have far too much money if you don't steal from stores

    I stole a box of oranges today after buying $120 in groceries in two paper bags. Could have stolen more but I decided I didn't care that much
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  18. Pretty ok. I was butthurt before bc my ex best friend is getting married n he didnt invite me to be a groomsman but his brother cant come anymore so he asked me to be in it. Ive never been to a wedding before so its a kinda cool normie milestone for me.
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  19. I used to keep chickens, quail and pheasants on my 6 acres. You don't really have to do anything with them...buy a big bag of feed from the feed store and let them free roam...the feed is really just a "bonus" as they'll get all they need to eat "hen pecking" at ants and grubs etc on your land. (they'll stay within a small area, you don't really have to worry about them running away like a slave).

    Having said that the pheasants did do a runner so maybe avoid those. We had about 2 dozen chickens and 200+ quail. We had incubators so raised the quail ourselves from eggs we bought on ebay (the first batch).

    Both chicken and quail eggs taste much better when you "grow" them yourself vs store bought.

    I built a chicken coop for them and they'd put themselves to bed in the evening when the sunset came around...all we had to do was go out and lock it up to keep the coons and coyotes etc out for the night and open it up in the morning...and collect the eggs.

    We had enough eggs to feed Africa.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have personally never been aggravated or upset in my entire life. I am basically the embodiment of peace, serenity, and calmness. Everyone I meet thinks that I must be the 15th Dalai Lama until I get a chance to take them aside and explain to them that I'm just a regular non-religious figure who just happens to coincidentally embody all the traits of a Tibetan monk.

    Live laugh love was inspired by me and when I go outdoors I cause clouds and rain to disappear into thin air, replaced by blue skies, sunshine, a perfect 72° F temperature, and a unique yet well orchestrated chorus of bird chips that resonate throughout the lands.
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