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2022-08-23 at 5 PM UTC in SCHIZOPHRENIA COMPASS
I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later
bradley
The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.
bummy_mofo
The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.
candy
True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.
donttellem
The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.
fonaplats
Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.
frala
The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.
jigaboo
The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.
kafka
The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.
lanny
The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.
michael myers
Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).
mmq
Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.
polecat
The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.
roshambo
The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.
spectral
Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.
speedy
The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.
wariat
The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.
wellFare
Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-30 at 12:45 PM UTC in Human rights
Originally posted by Bradley You have to be human to have those rights.
"rights" are just permission slips from your overlords, they can remove them anytime they like...as can anyone who has the ability to overpower you or just put a bullet in your head.
The recent overturning of Roe vs wade is a good example of that. -
2022-06-30 at 12:30 PM UTC in Human rightsHuman rights don't exist, it's another one of those smoke screens to make you feel you are important and "safe". Your perceived human rights can be removed very easily by a stronger force at ANY time.
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2022-05-27 at 10:22 AM UTC in The nogging continuesthe nogging will continue until morale improvesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-05-23 at 2:12 AM UTC in Is Lanny racist?I have a fairly diverse group of friends but only one that’s black. We played CS together for a while. One dude was way out of position and I had been drinking and was like “what you doing over there nigga?” and the black guy was like “heyheyhey” but I explained to him that it was with an a at the end so we were cool.
So not only am I NOT racist, I’m also hip and street savvy. Progressive as hell over here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-05-22 at 8:41 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-05-22 at 8:37 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-05-22 at 8:34 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-05-19 at 6:10 PM UTC in My Memoirs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-05-19 at 11:15 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionI'm getting a ton of contacts from old rich white people and I'm trying to think of a way to leverage this onto a position where I'm also old rich and white. My best chance right now is this super rich old guy who's a little arrogant but I can tell he likes me and we have the same motorcycle (center mine has more powA). Maybe I'll kr0z it up and bang his old wife while he jerks off in the corner. Kr0z was such a staple of this place its weird he's not constantly here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-05-15 at 2:51 PM UTC in For the life of me, I cannot figure out why there isn’t a thread about the Buffalo shooter…
Originally posted by aldra the absolute density of memes, buzzwords and chan references does not really seem organic
especially since he was all about the j'ews and the glowies but chose to shoot up a random grocery store when there were a synagogue and an FBI field office just down the street
either it was a glowie or
and hear me out
he's an internet sperg and nothing he says ever seems organic, because sounding organic is part of having functioning social skills (which, i'd wager, no mass shooter ever has) -
2022-05-15 at 6:07 AM UTC in For the life of me, I cannot figure out why there isn’t a thread about the Buffalo shooter…
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2022-04-27 at 11:45 PM UTC in Underrated things/postersYou are definitely underrated on interpols child exploitation watch listThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-25 at 7:52 PM UTC in Do you live with your family
Originally posted by gadzooks Actually I had two places at the same time…
I kept the apartment for when we'd get into arguments and I could just bounce and sleep in my own place.
My housing expenses were of course astronomical.
My nigger. Didn’t you say you had reached the point of making 6 figures? Leave females alone entirely for a while and build some wealth and take control of this situation before I come up there and whoop your ass myself. -
2022-04-18 at 10:29 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
Originally posted by Wariat gadzooks do u even realize how corrupt of a country i live in. In here no one would even arrest her or you this is how corrupt poland is. they may have even beat ur ass for no reason. hooligans/nationalists and cops are allies and maybe do drug deals here.
why would he be thinking about you or your gay countryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-14 at 1:28 PM UTC in how would you guys rank this little hottie?rating: childlikeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-06 at 2:26 AM UTC in What do you want your last words to be?Respawn in 10, 9, 8, seben, seechs, eeeeeeeeeeeee,EEEEEEEEEEEEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-05 at 11:57 PM UTC in Sleeping with my girlfriend's ex-husbandI would try to have a private conversation with him where you indicate that you care for his ex wife and only want what is best for her and the kid. Let him know you are not trying to take on any more paternal responsibilities than are absolutely necessary given the circumstances. Let him know you want him in his kids life and don't want your relationship with his ex wife to fracture that or make anything difficult. I'm sure he will respect you for being a stand up guy about it and it may open a dialog between youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-31 at 1:09 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionAlso truth is a highly subjective term here. A good example of productivity not combating depression can be found in let’s say Tyson Fury for example, who is married, successful, and attempted to commit suicide after winning his heavyweight title.
Telling someone to be productive to cure depression is like telling someone to start their car to drive. How painfully obvious lol. Some people’s engines are tore the fuck up though. You feel me? And you can’t just start the engine by doing what you normally do or what works for everyone else my nigga. -
2022-03-30 at 11:52 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe secret is eating an apple a day, idiots.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
