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What do you want your last words to be?

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    I’m reading this book of Japanese death poems, it says having them prepared can be vain, I think I’ll just be surprised.
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm not sure what mine will be but I remember reading the last words of Dutch Schultz and they were pretty cool

    I like some random death row inmates last words of "you can be a king or a street sweeper but everybody dances with the grim reaper" but that's a little morbid

    Terry fox's last were "someday the hurting must stop" which is pretty applicable to almost anything

    Last words are important
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  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    I cr who “either these curtains go or I do”.

    Not sure if I want to comfort people or make them laugh. I’ll be back or keep ‘er lit.
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  4. #4
    Kafka sweaty
    I’ll think of something evil. Once when I went on vacation I told people to tell someone I killed myself because of them.
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  5. #5
    "Extra curry sauce please"
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  6. #6
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    "Have I played the part well?"
  7. #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    “Fucked bitches. Got money.“
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  8. #8
    THE CHRISTIANS WERE RIGHT!
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    my big bols hurt
  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger"

    Family members of mine have beef with another family in this tiny community and refuse to be buried in the same graveyard as them. I forget what it originated over (something farm related) but there have been some very disrespectful acts committed on both sides I'm sure. I remember my moms cousin getting reat angry when talking about it and may have spit.
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  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    "So, this is what is was like to be the last living human."
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  12. #12
    Bradley Black Hole
    Respawn in 10, 9, 8, seben, seechs, eeeeeeeeeeeee,EEEEEEEEEEEE
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  13. #13
    kike
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger"

    they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger but I've seen the almost-killed and they just couldn't be more wronger
  15. #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Kill yourself
  16. #16
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I figure my last words will be oops or FUCK!!!I expect itl be a tree, rock or cliff that gets me to say that
  17. #17
    Originally posted by POLECAT I figure my last words will be oops or FUCK!!!I expect itl be a tree, rock or cliff that gets me to say that

    but what do you WANT them to be is the question.

    If it's what will they be mine will be something like "The money is buried underneath the....the..."
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  18. #18
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson but what do you WANT them to be is the question.

    If it's what will they be mine will be something like "The money is buried underneath the….the…"

    yeah I just reread the title. gimme a minute
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  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    TRUMP WON!!
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  20. #20
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    This will hurt you more than it hurts me
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