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  1. #21
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That assumes the aliens wont redirect it, obviously if they are planning an invasion it would be smarter for them to simply redirect said asteroid and save them the trouble of invasion and all the headaches that comes with that…assuming aliens get aches in their heads.

    why wouldn't they get aches in their heads.. they're gynormouse
  2. #22
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock why wouldn't they get aches in their heads.. they're gynormouse

    They probable have nanobot doctors in their bodies that fixes shit before it starts to hurt...duh.
  3. #23
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They probable have nanobot doctors in their bodies that fixes shit before it starts to hurt…duh.

    what if it's a ghost pain. or refered. they might be unaware of a serious problem elsewhere
  4. #24
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock what if it's a ghost pain. or refered. they might be unaware of a serious problem elsewhere

    based on all the anal probing they do I suspect they suffer more from a pain in the ass.
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  5. #25
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    repeat

  6. #26
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I’m hoping cancer eating nanobots come into fruition before cancer kills me
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That assumes the aliens wont redirect it…

    Exactly right. That's what the good aliens have been doing for the past six thousand years. Earth is very special to them. On the other hand, the renegade aliens would be only to happy to see Earth destroyed once and for all.
  8. #28
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    If aliens are more “advanced,” how is it they’re always thought of as evil?

    I don’t think you can be advanced and be out to kill lesser beings. It’s like beating up retards. If you’re beating up retards,you’re kind of a low thinking caveman.
  9. #29
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm an undercover alien. That why they call me the nigga in space.
  10. #30
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'm an undercover alien. That why they call me the nigga in space.

    From the looks of that head of yours I can believe it.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Archer513 I don’t think you can be advanced and be out to kill lesser beings.

    Never burned ants under a magnifying glass?
  12. #32
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Archer513 If aliens are more “advanced,” how is it they’re always thought of as evil?

    I don’t think you can be advanced and be out to kill lesser beings. It’s like beating up retards. If you’re beating up retards,you’re kind of a low thinking caveman.

    Imagine you are a good and kind and generous king, and your kingdom consists of ten thousands souls. In spite of you being a good king, do you think every single soul in your kingdom, under your thoughtful care and direction, is going to be thankful and appreciative and respectful toward you? There will always be evil ones with no sense and no shame, no matter how good of a king you are.
  13. #33
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    William Taggart is a child molester.
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  15. #35
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover From the looks of that head of yours I can believe it.

    Ouch Lmao I had that one coming
  16. #36
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL .. On the other hand, the renegade aliens would be only to happy to see Earth destroyed once and for all.

    You mean Fallen Angels?
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock You mean Fallen Angels?

    When the alien Satan was booted out of heaven, a great mass of his followers went with him. There could be tens of thousands of them, marooned here in this dimension, and they're mad as all hell. Their sciences are millions of years ahead of ours. They can take up residence in human bodies, dead bodies, animals, houses, even inanimate objects, they can take any shape or form, but that is not really them - just a kind of projection of themselves. They are spirit beings, invisible, vastly intelligent, hell bent on having humanity destroy itself and undoing God's work here on this planet. They don't want to destroy us, they want us to destroy ourselves.
  18. #38
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    14:27 MIKE >:[

    inside joke.. different website forum
  19. #39
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When the alien Satan was booted out of heaven, a great mass of his followers went with him. There could be tens of thousands of them, marooned here in this dimension, and they're mad as all hell. Their sciences are millions of years ahead of ours. They can take up residence in human bodies, dead bodies, animals, houses, even inanimate objects, they can take any shape or form, but that is not really them - just a kind of projection of themselves. They are spirit beings, invisible, vastly intelligent, hell bent on having humanity destroy itself and undoing God's work here on this planet. They don't want to destroy us, they want us to destroy ourselves.

    Damn dude.. did you quote this. Thats the kind of shit I think about all the time.

    Shit goes flying off of my dresser after I hear her whisper in my ear. then the tv trays and stand slam over sideways. No window open, no one opened the door for a draft. the draft came from nowhere.

    I have had many hauntings .. the other was someone slowly pulling the sheets to my feet.. no one there. just giggling in a whisper. I dont usually wake up in a cold sweat and see my sheets being pulled and stop a second after my eyes opened up to see it.

    "I was hallucinating" I was told. Bullshit!
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Damn dude.. did you quote this. Thats the kind of shit I think about all the time.

    Shit goes flying off of my dresser after I hear her whisper in my ear. then the tv trays and stand slam over sideways. No window open, no one opened the door for a draft. the draft came from nowhere.

    I have had many hauntings .. the other was someone slowly pulling the sheets to my feet.. no one there. just giggling in a whisper. I dont usually wake up in a cold sweat and see my sheets being pulled and stop a second after my eyes opened up to see it.

    "I was hallucinating" I was told. Bullshit!

    It's psychological warfare. They are specialists at it. If they can drive you insane, you might do anything all on your own.
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