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  1. About 20yrs ago I knew a guy who was knowingly infecting women with AIDs. He was Bass player in my friends local band and he'd have sexual congress with bitches he met at the bars they used to play. The rest of the band eventually kicked him out for it and reported him to the police but the cops didn't do shit about it.
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  2. Originally posted by Bill Krozby ohhh yeaah you're so hard.. not..

    I have a blue pill that can fix that.

    ..don't be mad because you only have a bicycle with a bell on it.
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  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, nothing better than a Portuguese breakfast served up in bed.

    Candy liked the sound of that...hearteyed emote goes here.
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  4. Originally posted by stl1 It's great to be the boss, isn't it?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    With great power comes great responsibility etc.
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  5. Cats?...fucking lol

    Just go ahead and take a handbag with you.
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  6. Yes, nothing better than a Portuguese breakfast served up in bed.
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  7. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Bet her closet is stacked with vanities

    Well we know your closet is quite empty...Faggit
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  8. If Matt lived near me I'd invite him over for some Christmas cheer, then we'd hit the Houston bars to find him some of those black women he's particularly fond of copulating with.
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  9. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace so the house is waiting till there's a real senate who will respect the process and not just party lines.

    The sweet taste of hypocrisy spread thickly on toast.
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  11. Originally posted by mmQ I just literally said that I wish for things every 11:11.

    :( I'm not close minded I dont think?

    I wish you Americans would say fucking CLOSED...IT'S FUCKING CLOSED MINDED..AS IN CLOSED TO NEW IDEAS...NOT CLOSE MINDED...OMFG...

    Have a nice day.
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  12. The other one is "I could care less"
    ...It's "I COULDN'T CARE LESS"

    Saying you could care less means you care...
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  13. Originally posted by CandyRein Since when is taco sauce a dangerous material

    When it's drizzled on your bunghole.
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  14. Originally posted by stl1 I highly recommend going online and having some adult diapers delivered. I shit my damn bed earlier this year prepping for one.

    Bend over and spread 'em, Boo!

    Actually, they put you out and lay you on your side as they do who-knows-what indignities to your cornhole.

    I've only ever had my own finger up there and that was on accident when the toilet paper broke.
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  15. It's just another positive trait that DTE has and shows us she's not only beautiful, delightful and funny, but smart too.
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  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny will you excxuse the poor mexhicant ?

    If he brings me some of those delicious tamales.
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  17. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace 5 years ago i made it a reality

    Now I'm able to play on the fly and make songs with people.

    Today I sung with my cousins.

    Damn it feels good to be a ukulele gangsta

    *sang
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  18. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Don't know if you're joking. But for the most part not that I hate my co workers but I never wanted to really hang out with most of them after work. There's a couple of gonts I used to work with that I'll hang out with now.

    But was never into ooooh hai! Let's all go to the company party on our days off!

    Not joking. Never hire friends or get them jobs where you work either, that usually ends up badly too.
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  19. Originally posted by Octavian Are you a fat diabetic loser with zero job prospects, no friends or family and not had sex in years?

    If so Join NIS! where like minded individuals gather for self flagellation parties.
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  20. Shell doesn't even know she's being trolled by him.
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