Anything gets easy if you keep doing it...ask a 100 bar flies for a BJ in the carlot and sure you'll get 99 "fuck off creeps"...but none of that matters when the gummy bitch that said OK is in the back of your car.
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Originally posted by Misguided Russian
Why do brits type like americans?
We invented America...anything they do or come up with is thanks to us...they'd still be living in teepees and smelling of buffalo if we hadn't shown up.
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Many years ago back in blighty a friend of mine who I worked with stuck a sign on my motorcycle number plate that said "honk if you think I'm gay".
He did this on a Friday...on Sunday I was at the ATM in town and he was at the ATM too, he said "You still talking to me?" I said "umm why wouldn't I be"...he laughed and said "Oh you didn't see the sign yet huh".
We went to my bike and he pointed it out...a lot of people had been honking at me all weekend.
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Originally posted by stl1
My dad was a Marine pilot who not only won second in state wrestling losing his only match ever by points but also whipped all comers regardless of weight on the troop transport ship in wrestling as he crossed the ocean. He didn't get in fist fights.
Wrestling huh...that's what homos did in the 40s and 50s before it was deemed ok to like the shlong.
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Originally posted by Solstice
They need to fuck off with remaking shit just to do it over from a female perspective. It's lame and played the fuck out.
To be true to life if something is remade from the womans perspective it should involve a lot more crying, whining and bitching.
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So far we have England winning WW2, America, Russia, Canada, Australia...anyone who has studied WW2 actually knows the allied success is 100% down to the Russians...if Hitler had left them alone Europe would now be Germany.
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Originally posted by iam_asiam68
i am not at all pleased i allowed myself to get that fat and heavy, but i can promise you it can happen to anyone (not my same size and weight but much bigger than you are now). and i did change my diet. i did cut out a lot of bread, gluten, and starch items. the hardest part was not dropping the weight, but getting your skin back in shape. that took longer because i refused having the surgery to correct it. being on the farm is what did it best for me. nothing is light, easy to move, and it's 100% physical in every aspect. but i am glad i did it this way because it also strengthens the heart muscles.
I just went to the docs this morning for a checkup, my weight was EXACTLY the same as last time I went...830lbs.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
so you didnt teach them to think critically for themselves.
Teach to think critically...you see the problem with that statement...My dad tried to teach me a lot, however my critical thinking overruled his dumbness.
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Originally posted by stl1
She obviously had the hots for me but I always kept that at arms length because she had a drinking problem and several times arrived with a six pack.
What a pussy, those are the ones you call a bitch while you pound them.
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