2019-11-20 at 7:01 PM UTC
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Anyone here wear glasses?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I hate people that wear glasses, they look like gay nerds. And I've never had to wear glasses before and I've always had perfect vision but 3 weeks ago I sprayed some deagreaser on some oven blades to clean them and I have a phobia of chemicals and I got really nervous doing it and made someone else do it, and what was weird was a blind guy did it for me.. that was instructing me.. and then my mom told me she's having eye surging and told me to get health insurance.. like I don't know if im tripping or not but as soon as I sprayed that degreaser I swear my vision dropped dramatically, to the point when I wake up my eyes are all goopy and blurry, they even out a lil bit but its definitely not normal I even quit vaping.
But anyways here have glasses?
Me, but I only started needing them after age 42, up until then I had perfect vision...so there is still time for you to turn into a gay nerd too. (I only need them for driving though).
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Originally posted by iam_asiam68
that limey brit got himself caught on DH pulling a stunt where we thought he died.
literally, and i mean patiently waiting, he comes back 8 months later, same posting style, same ole same ole, but he now claims to have been the co-worker of the DH Poster who he claimed had died of cancer.
and after getting a few years of gaff, he just disappears.
comes back 6 months later and we figure him out again as he pretends to be someone else connected to that job and original DH Poster.
here, what i noticed, was he asked for me in a thread a year + ago. i was contacted, showed up, called him out, we had a couple back n forths and he poofs.
it's his M/O!!
when cornered, caught, found out, put into a place where he no longer is at advantage, and like the typical English Brit he is, runs like a bitch and waits till the coast is finally clear..
Americans never understand "sarcasm" they simply don't get it. It's true I said I'd died on DH...as a fucking joke to shut the dozen people who continually asked "where you go, what happened/why did you delete" etc up...but half the clowns (like this one) assumed I was "spinning a ruse and they caught me out!" Fucking lol.
The real reason I switched profiles a lot on DH was I had an ex who would stalk me online so switching profiles often would aid in thwarting that stalking...as that's not a problem anymore no need to switch anymore.
Anyway, I just checked the forum today and saw a thread about me near the top of the pile, jesus folks move on!
Lolling fuck.
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2019-10-16 at 5:51 PM UTC
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15,000
15,000 dollars could buy you a car
15,000 miles driven would take you quite far
15,000 costco rotisserie chickens cooked in a day
15,000 steps I've walked my pedometer says
15,000 times the average driver honks his horn
15,000 babies per hour are born
15,000 calls to the cops Tomomi Monmae made
15,000 slampigs Bill Krozby claims to have laid
15,000 lbs the limit on this elevator
15,000 hunted and killed Floridian gators
A list of stats that don't really mean piss
Not nearly as important as my posts on NIS
It seemed a shame to stop at 14999
So I thought i'd post just one more time.
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The support he offered for Adolf Hitler is a bit late.
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2019-04-10 at 7:26 PM UTC
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Random image thread
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2019-08-23 at 1:21 PM UTC
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Turn light problem
Ok it's fixed.
The problem was the little strip metal contact on the side needed bending out as it was not contacting properly with the side of the bulb, The new one had the same problem too which as mentioned pretty typical as my luck goes.
Here is some artistry showing the problem.
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Originally posted by stl1
Did she fill your Viagra prescription for you?
Clearly you never saw her numerous nudes...no Viagra needed.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
This is the stolen secret recipe:
2/3 Ts salt
1/2 Ts thyme
1/2 Ts basil
1/3 Ts oregano
1 Ts celery salt
1 Ts African America pepper
1 Ts dried mustard
4 Ts paprika
2 Ts garlic salt
1 Ts ground ginger shunned by society
3 Ts white privilege pepper
Fixed for 21st century compliance.
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Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania
Is that Potted Meat? Brits love that shit. Read the ingredients. It's like Cat Food
Delicious.
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The Closet
"come on in to it, to come out of it"
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Local IP is your computers IP.
local start port/end port/external start/external end would all be the same port number you are port forwarding
set protocol to "both"
Description is whatever u want to call it "I'm a faggit" might be a good choice.
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Out of town, buying lunch for multiple people, earning money, things Matt can't do.
Uber eats driver?
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2019-08-20 at 5:34 PM UTC
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sanctions are coming
"woke" is another one of those mainstream sheep sayings.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Yes, you can be DTE's boyfriend. Then she falls in love with Candy after she learned she tastes just as sweet as her name suggests
That's fine as long as I get to make sweet sweet love to DTE first...Candy can have my sloppy seconds.
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At lunchtime I bought a hard to find PCMIA floppy drive for a vintage laptop from Value Village for $1.51. I've sold a couple of these before and they go for $60-80....so a profit of about $53 minimum (minus ebay and paypal fees) for 2 mins looking around value village on me lunch break.
on top of that I've obviously made my daily salary which I'm not going to reveal as I hate to see grown men cry.
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You're first mistake of course is worrying about how much money you've made today instead of how many lives you have touched positively today.
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2019-08-22 at 8:44 PM UTC
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Fona 8/22
Originally posted by Fonaplats
We do the normal positions.
Missionary, doggy, face sitting.
You had to go an mention the poor dog.
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2019-08-22 at 8:39 PM UTC
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Jeffery epstein doesn't exist
Originally posted by park police
They said Osama Bin Laden was also not a real person. It's possible. That is kind of smart though, to not be recorded at all.
None of us are real, we are all part of a simulation.
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