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2021-04-30 at 12:31 PM UTC in Lol, just won 212k from a lottery ticket...
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2021-04-30 at 8:11 PM UTC in I just talked to Bill Krozby on the phoneI'm quite disssaaapppoooinnnted in all you OGs making fun/light of your possibly dead comrade. Whenever a DHer died we all acted solemn and shed a virtual tear for the loss to the DH family.
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2021-04-30 at 12:35 PM UTC in When you view Bill Krozby's personality through thr lens of mental illness it makes sense and is more tragicIt's too late now, even if he does come back he's dead to us.
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2021-04-30 at 6:55 PM UTC in I just talked to Bill Krozby on the phonesmh
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2021-04-29 at 5:38 PM UTC in Where can I buy older pc games on CD rom and DVDThrift stores are great for finding copies of "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing"...see if you can collect all the box variants.
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2021-04-28 at 5:11 PM UTC in Lol, just won 212k from a lottery ticket...
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2021-04-28 at 12:21 PM UTC in We're back! RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
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2021-04-28 at 12:35 PM UTC in Is it true about lemon grass?
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready prove me wrong bro :/
Many many, many..years ago My friend Eddie and I used to grow tomatoes on the top floor of the building we managed Back in Manchester UK, as there were skylights in the roof and the perfect place for growing tomatoes.
We had the plants in growbags below the skylights and tied up with string and frames.
On that floor we also kept various equipment etc and also used it as a temporary garage for working on our motorcycles (which we got up there in the goods lift).
Anyway, Eddie had bought a new Kawasaki KE 125 junker and was rebuilding it up there...this will be relevant shortly.
When the tomatoes were ripe and ready to scoff I said to Edward, "Hey, I'm gonna go get some tomatoes, you want some? innit?
No he said.
I went and got 6 or 8 plump juice tomatoes and sat there scoffing them while he watched...I said to him
"Wow, these are so plump and juicey and sweet, I'll never buy store bought tomatoes again"
After I finished eating them and had a satisfied look on my face and a belly full of natures bounty Eddie said while laughing
"You know I've been pissing in those grow bags while I've been up there working on my KE right, that's why they taste so sweet"
Disgusting pig. I went up there and destroyed the remaining plants and for years could not eat home grown tomatoes.
So, long story short...NO, pissing on your plants does not make them taste sour. -
2021-04-27 at 12:17 PM UTC in Thrift Store Finds - The definitive thread on bargins to be hadYesterdays Value Village score
Nikon D200 DSLR camera in the box with all the accessories...I also got an 80-200mm telephoto lens for $4 (not pictured) as I was looking over the telephoto one of my adversaries (who I see in there regularly buying up MY shit) spotted the Nikon box and started to walk over, without lifting my head I firmly put my hand on the box to send the messages "MINE BITCH"...he continued to mill around the area and kept looking longingly at the box...NOT THIS TIME SIR, NOT THIS TIME.
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2021-04-26 at 8:50 PM UTC in I fucking miss the mid 00s so muchWe missed that cock nose...
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2021-04-26 at 5:57 PM UTC in Some piece of shit sideswiped and dented my new car
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready i would of got that second wife an old beat up running on its last leg and tell her, if you drive 3 years no accidents ill lease you a kia
After we divorced I let her have that car, a few months later Hurricane Harvey happened. She send me an email subject line:
"Fuck floods"
She said she had gone out (during a category 4 hurricane) to get some laundry detergent and had driven into water. When she got out it was up to her chest and she had to swim out of there..."Will the car be ok?" she asked...I said "Sure! just use a hairdrier on it". -
2021-04-26 at 2:40 PM UTC in What Did You Get For Your Birthday?
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2021-04-26 at 3:07 PM UTC in Some piece of shit sideswiped and dented my new carFor the longest time I wouldn't let exwife #2 drive my car because...women drivers. A WEEK after I finally let her use it she called me up and said she had 2 flats...I asked how the fuck she got 2 flats...anyway, while I was calling around trying to get a tow truck she shows up at home..
I said "how the hell did you get home"
She "Someone pushed me"
me "what do you mean...someone pushed you 3 miles home??"
she "yes, with their truck"
me "WHAT...I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING"
Went outside...2 flats, 2 destroyed rims, rear bumper destroyed from being pushed by a truck,
Scratches like the ones posted here on BOTH sides...
I was near death at this point due to the internal rage inside me, closest I've ever come to hitting a woman..
I said...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
her "I don't know I just felt a bump".
me "A FUCKING BUMP?!?!?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE SCRATCHES ON BOTH SIDES???? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DRIVEN'T THROUGH A FOREST OR SOME SHIT"
her "don't yell at me it's not my fault".
$2k later it was fixed.
6 months later she showed up with the hood mangled up.
"I drove into someone, it was their fault they stopped too quick" -
2021-04-26 at 2:09 PM UTC in White people are roughing it right now huh
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2021-04-26 at 1:04 PM UTC in I just bought some super kewl lego for myself
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2021-04-22 at 12:13 PM UTC in She was killed for thisdin du nuffin
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2021-04-23 at 12:36 PM UTC in LuckPity post.
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2021-04-20 at 5:14 PM UTC in new apple event guysProducts for tards.
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2021-04-23 at 5:44 PM UTC in Vaccine symptom discussion threadI'd have bought you both of course...
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2021-04-23 at 8:21 PM UTC in Which race is superior?