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  1. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready and how Deanna Troi and stuff joined the same day

    Data, worf...now Deanna...see the pattern yet?
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  2. I'm quite disssaaapppoooinnnted in all you OGs making fun/light of your possibly dead comrade. Whenever a DHer died we all acted solemn and shed a virtual tear for the loss to the DH family.

    ...of course that wont happen when STL or Technologist dies though.
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  3. It's too late now, even if he does come back he's dead to us.
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  4. smh
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  5. Thrift stores are great for finding copies of "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing"...see if you can collect all the box variants.
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  6. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Smart car? mini cooper?

    Hyundai Elantra...FROM HARDCORE MAN ABOUT TOWN TO COMMUTER KAREN IN 1 EASY STEP.
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  7. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready it has a ramp. flmfao

    That's for skateboarding on during downtime.
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  8. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready prove me wrong bro :/

    Many many, many..years ago My friend Eddie and I used to grow tomatoes on the top floor of the building we managed Back in Manchester UK, as there were skylights in the roof and the perfect place for growing tomatoes.

    We had the plants in growbags below the skylights and tied up with string and frames.

    On that floor we also kept various equipment etc and also used it as a temporary garage for working on our motorcycles (which we got up there in the goods lift).

    Anyway, Eddie had bought a new Kawasaki KE 125 junker and was rebuilding it up there...this will be relevant shortly.

    When the tomatoes were ripe and ready to scoff I said to Edward, "Hey, I'm gonna go get some tomatoes, you want some? innit?

    No he said.

    I went and got 6 or 8 plump juice tomatoes and sat there scoffing them while he watched...I said to him

    "Wow, these are so plump and juicey and sweet, I'll never buy store bought tomatoes again"

    After I finished eating them and had a satisfied look on my face and a belly full of natures bounty Eddie said while laughing

    "You know I've been pissing in those grow bags while I've been up there working on my KE right, that's why they taste so sweet"

    Disgusting pig. I went up there and destroyed the remaining plants and for years could not eat home grown tomatoes.

    So, long story short...NO, pissing on your plants does not make them taste sour.
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  9. Yesterdays Value Village score

    Nikon D200 DSLR camera in the box with all the accessories...I also got an 80-200mm telephoto lens for $4 (not pictured) as I was looking over the telephoto one of my adversaries (who I see in there regularly buying up MY shit) spotted the Nikon box and started to walk over, without lifting my head I firmly put my hand on the box to send the messages "MINE BITCH"...he continued to mill around the area and kept looking longingly at the box...NOT THIS TIME SIR, NOT THIS TIME.



    ETA: $38
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  10. We missed that cock nose...

    not really.
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  11. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready i would of got that second wife an old beat up running on its last leg and tell her, if you drive 3 years no accidents ill lease you a kia

    After we divorced I let her have that car, a few months later Hurricane Harvey happened. She send me an email subject line:

    "Fuck floods"

    She said she had gone out (during a category 4 hurricane) to get some laundry detergent and had driven into water. When she got out it was up to her chest and she had to swim out of there..."Will the car be ok?" she asked...I said "Sure! just use a hairdrier on it".
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  12. Originally posted by stl1 Maybe try quitting posting in my threads.

    "My thread" lololol Dude you're 70 not 17...
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  13. For the longest time I wouldn't let exwife #2 drive my car because...women drivers. A WEEK after I finally let her use it she called me up and said she had 2 flats...I asked how the fuck she got 2 flats...anyway, while I was calling around trying to get a tow truck she shows up at home..

    I said "how the hell did you get home"
    She "Someone pushed me"
    me "what do you mean...someone pushed you 3 miles home??"
    she "yes, with their truck"
    me "WHAT...I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING"

    Went outside...2 flats, 2 destroyed rims, rear bumper destroyed from being pushed by a truck,

    Scratches like the ones posted here on BOTH sides...

    I was near death at this point due to the internal rage inside me, closest I've ever come to hitting a woman..

    I said...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

    her "I don't know I just felt a bump".

    me "A FUCKING BUMP?!?!?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE SCRATCHES ON BOTH SIDES???? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DRIVEN'T THROUGH A FOREST OR SOME SHIT"

    her "don't yell at me it's not my fault".

    $2k later it was fixed.

    6 months later she showed up with the hood mangled up.

    "I drove into someone, it was their fault they stopped too quick"
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  14. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready except India. For God sakes.. help these people out. their strain is killing shitloads right now

    Meanwhile, in India...

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  15. Originally posted by Grylls just completed it after 265 pages of pure shit




    That looks like an elongated printer.
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  16. din du nuffin
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  17. Pity post.
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  18. Products for tards.
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  19. I'd have bought you both of course...
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  20. Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh Obviously? Whites are violent.

    Hence why they always win.
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