2022-04-25 at 12:42 PM UTC
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me and star trek hung out
That's the closest you came to getting laid in a long time.
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2022-04-22 at 7:20 PM UTC
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here is an Idea for a Church
Here's a better Church, back in my old Ye Olde Englishe home town where many a pint was downed and many a slapper was slapped (though it was called The Bull's head back then).
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That's the stain I left on your mom's big drawers.
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2022-04-22 at 7:29 PM UTC
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Your top three movies
Hard to say, It changes depending on my mood probably...and then genre types would also come into play...I guess if I HAD to pick 3 it would be something like:
Shawshank redemption
Shindler's pissed
The African Queen
ETA: Oh Sullivan's travels would have to be 3.1 too.
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2022-04-22 at 1:06 PM UTC
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hey scron
Originally posted by gadzooks
Is star trek still around?
Yes, he goes by "kafka" now since his transition surgery.
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Originally posted by A College Professor
”So we are eating at Cracker Barrel this morning. There are 4 officers behind us eating. And this middle aged black man came over and asked for their tickets and said he was paying for their meals. He wouldnt take no as an answer from them. He then thanked them for their public service and wished them a safe day on the job. Every officer stood up and thanked the man while shaking his hand.
With all the craziness in the world right now, all the hatred and people being divisive. It’s a good thing to see stuff like this. It’s also a good reminder that we are all human and not to ever judge anyone by their uniform or skin color.
Edit: to say this was in Pell City, Alabama.”
I find that really cringe myself, I've been in a Chinese takeaway restaurant and there was a cop on his way home getting his food for him and his family and a white devil stepped up and said he was going to pay for it, the cop said no, the white devil said yes..back and forth...the cop was clearly annoyed by the situation and the white devil was clearly doing it for "clout" as he was talking really loud so everyone would hear.
Cringe in the extreme.
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2022-04-22 at 3:14 PM UTC
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What are you doing for 4/20
Happy birthday MMQ, it's my birthday in just over a week too.
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Originally posted by Wariat
I dont know why everyne says they have the same functions etc but being inside a female asshole like having my dick in there feels so good and not gay at all.
So you're saying you've also been inside a man's asshole and so can evaluate the women's ones as different?
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2022-04-22 at 12:09 PM UTC
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Do you yell at media sources?
I yell at NPR and turn it off quite a bit on my commute in in the mornings.
1. It claims to be neutral but is as left wing as it gets and does a lot of stuff on gays, race and other faggoty stuff.
2. The always seem to be doing a fucking fundraiser
3. The interviewers suck and ALWAYS cut the interviewee off either while they answer the previous question or run out of time and say "We have to end it there"
4. Interviewees can't communicate, they were interviewing a GENERAL yesterday and every other word was "umm"
Ummm we...ummm we...ummm we've been helping....ummm Ukraine...ummm Ukraine ummmm by supplying...ummmm
MOTHERFUCKER HOW DID YOU GET TO BE A GENERAL IF YOU CAN'T EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE...
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2022-04-21 at 12:44 PM UTC
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NIS fitness club
Originally posted by Lodger Free
Lol. Yeah ok.
It takes people over the age of 50, three times the gym time than 20-20 year olds have to spend.
It takes 0 time if you don't go to the gym and accept the inevitability of old age...pass the doughnuts.
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You took money off your "girlfriend" to take her to the station?
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He's going to mug you on the way out, a 7 inch blade in your kidney and that'll be it.
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At least Trudeau did the blackface thing.../thumbsup.
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Who's erection was swollen?
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Originally posted by Iseedivision
I'm trying to buy I have no confidence or guts
What's the worst that could happen...someone laughs at you?. the best way to build confidence is just go do it..before long it becomes second nature and you scoff at your former self.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Did you write this? It's moving
Yes I call it "Meatloaf"
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Dinner can wait
And a band of Tuna wraps up on my plate
Will take me through the hungry night
Through the cold of the day
And I know, I know
Dinner can wait
And all the Gods come down here just to cook for me
And the beef medallion is gonna make me cry
Without peas, without beer
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2022-04-21 at 3:15 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
That one scene , in Dracula … where he’s like … “ I’ve crossed Oceans..and sands of time .. to be with you “…
That is so Fuqn hott …❤️
Idk why it just popped in my head….
That's just a 12hr flight these days.
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#2 it all over, a REAL man's hair cut.
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