Originally posted by aldra
he didn't do a very good job
Chinese built.
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Saturday's Pickup off the Offerup app.
about $2500 worth of telescope (6" refractor), eyepieces and equipment...Jiggaboo's price? a mere $300. One of the eyepieces alone is worth $300.
The seller was I think a native America, maybe some Hispanic mixed in...a poor fellow living in the ghetto who found all this under the stairs of the house he moved into.
I was happy to exploit his dumbassedness and take it off his hands for relative peanuts...the white man wins again.
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Did you really LOL at it or did you rub your nasty bits while watching...you filthy dog.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
How bout when you take a massive poop and the toilet paper comes back totally clean?
Yep, great days that you can look back on and brighten even the dullest day.
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2022-05-13 at 8:27 PM UTC
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I'm hoping mine dies soon.
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2022-05-12 at 12:50 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Jesus never died on a cross. He died on a stake. Romans didn't use crosses, always a stake.
I remember as a small child of 6 or 7 my older brother told me the cross from the crucifixion still existed and they held it behind the Iron Curtain...I didn't know what the Iron Curtain was at that time and imagined a literal iron curtain with a cross behind it.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
how u gonna just go about ur day with the corpse stench. ain't no getting used to even a fraction of how bad that had to have smelled.
That's true, that mouse I trapped over the weekend was already stinking on Monday morning..and that was like a 1 oz mouse. If it had been a 98lb mouse I can only imagine the stench (and the size of mousetrap I'd have needed)
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2022-05-11 at 3:36 PM UTC
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I woke up like this
Originally posted by Rape Monster
touched by an angel 😇 😊
Gabriel?
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2022-05-11 at 11:51 AM UTC
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
What would the UK do without fish and chips?
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2022-05-11 at 3:57 PM UTC
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folx,. I have to stop.
Originally posted by Rape Monster
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I hope your boyfriend don't mind it
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2022-05-11 at 12:07 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Is that a fish & chips shop?
No, It's Greggs Bakery, the #1 "fast food" outlet in the UK. Not a fish or a chip in sight.
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2022-05-10 at 7:56 PM UTC
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Sandwich I made on drugs
Peanut butter and honey...that reminds me of sniffing granny's panty gusset as a young-fella-me-lad.
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They don't do anything if they catch you except ask you to leave...and it's rare they catch you anyway. Some places will ask you your room number when you go in, just look for cars parked outside the rooms before you go in and give them one of those numbers.
99/100 it's not an issue.
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A team of researchers were astonished to find an odd geological feature that they declared looks like “the road to Atlantis”
How very scientific of them
"What the team actually saw through deep sea cameras was not, in fact, a road to Atlantis, but something much simpler: volcanic rock likely fractured over the course of heating and cooling from nearby eruptions"
Fake news and fake scientists.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
was the fabreeze also from value village.
75% full for the price of 10%.
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$50 for that in Value Village, nothing what a 1/2 gallon of Fabreeze can't fix
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2022-05-09 at 1:18 PM UTC
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I caught a mouse at work over the weekend.
The fucker has been taking the cheese off the traps but finally I got him...traps reset for his family.
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A wagging tongue upon the taint
A fabricated story this one ain't
Wariat's dream comes to realization
No more need for masturbation
A tightening of the entrance hole
As a lolling tongue across does roll
A gentle gasp escapes his mouth
As granny's tongue does it's work down south
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The one on the right, you can have mom.
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Here's the one I rescued last year, now living the comfortable life.
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