2024-08-05 at 7:21 PM UTC
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In what way
Originally posted by Warcry
society sets the standards and it is in some ways subjective but other sobjective. but i cant see myself i have a mirror being below anyones standards besides maybe gold diggers.
social standards (and you not meeting them) are why you have to live in Poland
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2024-08-04 at 9:58 PM UTC
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Vintage Garage Sale Computers
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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Folks I"m at my fourth day of managing a sober living facility of 17 other people.
Guy came back work, just got paid, paid me rent, and said he was tired. He was holding a blue powerade.
I sat in my room shit posting and looking at youtube videos of horrific battles from ancient times and shit.
His roommate came back and told me the doors locked, said he knocked, I said ok and grabbed my key. HIs rooommate the one who just came home was leaned against the wall on his bed with his lips turning purple.
I ran back to my room and grabbed my narcan (This is my first time narcanning someone who actually needed to be narcaned) and I ran back and did the nose application twice in both noostrils. I began to do chest compressions and there was only very shallow breathing, so I started doing mouth to mouth resesitation
Dude puked in my fucking mouth. Stomach and acid and blue powerade. Medics showed up and the police for some reason and told me I saved his life. :/
LOL Happy Friday yall!!!! THe owner of the house showe dup andt old me I did everyhting right and how proud of he was of me. Dude that was such a nasty fucking sensation feeling warm powerade and stomach acid go into my mouth and then I started coughing it up and spitting it out onto the floor and now I Have to clean up all this puke and the more puke from when he kept puking on his side :/
I don't feel like a hero, I feel like a garbage bag full of puke lol
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and no i never got 15 por 16 or even 18 yr olds in nightlcubs. do u see me complaining?
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I should be starting a new job Monday! It pays like $4 more per hour than what I currently make, I need this in my life!
It's going through a temp service for the probationary period and I am supposed to go tomorrow and fill out the paperwork and they will probably give me a dipstick pee test. I have fake pee but have never used it before so I'm kinda nervous about using it. I did a few addy's on the 25th and it's probably been about 3 weeks since I've had a THC gummy so I think I'll be ok to use my own pee but I would like a little feedback if anyone has experience with this.
The best part is I am leaving the little shit hole restaurant I'm currently at fucked. They suspended me for a week 2 weeks ago for calling off a day I FUCKING VOLUNTEERED to come in on my day off 30 minutes before I had to be there. I wasn't even scheduled.....they also cut me to 3 days a week.
The thing is I'm the only person that knows how to change the grease (they have new, high tech digital fryers, more trouble than they are worth) I'm also the only one who cleans and enhancements them properly and the only person that puts the food truck up. I'm not showing anyone how to do any of that shit.
They put me in a bad spot trying to get out of a hole, struggling deciding between my share of bills, food, cigarettes or gas. I really want to punch that particular manager in the mouth but I won't let my intrusive thoughts win, I'll screw them worse leaving.
I've been really depressed the past few months and this gives me quite a bit of hope.
Anyway I know no one would know for sure but do y'all think my pee would be good or should l use the fake stuff? I'm pretty confident I'd pass but I have to make sure I'll definitely get this. I'm just worried about them knowing it's fake pee or something stupid. It's U Pass brand and has hand warmers and a temperature strip but I'm still nervous and inexperienced with using fake pee.
All feedback is welcome, thank you homies in advance.
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
I'll be informing the airports about you.
One would think they would already be informed after I buy the ticket
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2024-08-01 at 5:44 PM UTC
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8 Stabbed in UK
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
lol what?
Seriously ...if u take emotions and ...you know.. cultural norms out of the equation... Jig is right...adults have more utility... usefulness... value... to a society...than children... and they're less of a tax burden as well. The ancient Greeks used to literally discard/destroy defective children that were didn't have the physical/emotional/mental capabilities to be men in their Warrior State societies. Of course, the (alleged) innocence/ purity / helplessness of children tugs at our heartstrings... and makes us feel otherwise, emotionally.
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Sodomizing Dirtbag with a shower rod.
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So we can continue past the earth and eventually progress to being an interplanetary species.
Kinda sad someoen has to explain this to you.
We're not doing it because it's easy, we're doing it because my cock is hard.
THis is the progression of science, to push past the earth. Why did people travel in ships to see as far as they could go? Plenty of retarded, fat pedophiles sitting in spain saying "Woudlnt' it make more sense???" "YOu will fall off the sides of the world" "Moron!!!"
Now is the same.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
What's the word Wazzer? did you have any luck in the Lodz bars this weekend?
Nein because I did speed and jerked off all weekend. In fact i got some right now.
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2024-07-26 at 4:54 PM UTC
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BYE BYE BRANDON!!!!!
the ears look the same to me
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I'm both misogynistic and misandrist.
(as well as bigoted, racist and a hater of brussel sprouts)
Let's not forget misanthropic, also.
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2024-07-24 at 3:06 PM UTC
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wow $18 for a rom file
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
*stupid people who don't know how to just find them for free.
Me and a buddy tried doing this back in around 1995 before a lot of people had internet etc.
We filled a CD with C64 and ZX spectrum game images with appropriate emulators to run them then advertised them in various "free to list" computer periodicals of the time…we made exactly ZERO sales.
Hah, as a kid I sold a couple CDs of n64 roms and emulators to classmates. Even got fancy with it and had an auto launch “installer” that copied files off the disk and created a shortcut. The pool of people who cared was exhausted pretty quick though
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2024-07-24 at 1:48 PM UTC
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First porn you can remember
83 - 85 Every straight guy wanted to fuck Madonna
Even gay guys wanted to fuck Madonna back then
You musta lived in an Igloo to not know this
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2024-07-24 at 12:24 PM UTC
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Welfare Check
I thought welfare check was where they saw if you could get on food stamps or w/e
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
We know he's not simply based on this thread alone.
"Hmmm where's the best place to ask about my 14yr old daughters sex obsession…a doctor? a psychiatrist?…NOPE, I'LL ASK BRADLEY AND WARIAT ON NIS!!!!…"
He might have been too embarrassed to ask elsewhere. Either that, or he's really the uncle.
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Originally posted by Bradley
OP is a good father.
He could really be the uncle looking for pointers.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Her loss really.
Both your loss. She would have enjoyed killing you, and you would have enjoyed being killed. A win-win situation, really.
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I'm unsure if disclaiming that the DBZ and Naruto was for a child and not me makes me seem more or less creepy, so just go ahead and assume whichever one is worse
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