2024-07-24 at 4:40 AM UTC
So about 2 hours ago I dialed +1 202 698 0555 and requested a welfare check at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I stated conerns that according to credible unamed sources the primary resident at that address had not been seen in public or heard from in 5 days.
The 1st two officers didn't even catch the address they merely forward the call to the "proper division". The third one, a black bitch, said she would forward the call to the Secret Service.
I told her this was not a federal matter but rather a local matter out of concern for a resident in their jurisdiction who may or may not be in a perilous health situation.
I stayed in character and went at it just as anyone would with a serious welfare check requirement. After all, the welfare of the nations commander in chief should be every Americans concern should they feel or believe POTUS to be missing and or endangered.
I call upon my fellow Americans to unify behind this sentiment, regardless of party or policy preferences, and join me by calling the number listed above and requesting a welfare check at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
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2024-07-24 at 12:07 PM UTC
Both Arizona and the District of Columbia are one-party consent states so there’s really no excuse for not recording the call and posting it here
2024-07-24 at 12:24 PM UTC
I thought welfare check was where they saw if you could get on food stamps or w/e
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2024-07-24 at 12:27 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Let's go brandon
We need a new slogan that equals fuck harris now
I'm still in the camp that trump possibly orchestrated the event to secure his election, which worked great and deserves a high five for sure, but I also think that it's just as possible the dems tried to kill him
Basically what I'm saying is hopefully they all morph into reptilian shapeshifters soon and just start eating each other live on tv
2024-07-24 at 12:29 PM UTC
I think it was a lone gunman who got lucky due to incompetence by the secret service and was killed in the process.
It's too easy to think oh this this this this and this equal what happened but I think occam's razor is a good summary of it.
2024-07-24 at 1:54 PM UTC
Biden made his first public appearance yesterday btw...or the replacement liserd did.
2024-07-24 at 2:20 PM UTC
In all fairness you didn't talk to any reporters yesterday either.
2024-07-24 at 2:25 PM UTC
crazy people shouldn't be allowed to use phones
