This is my letter to my abuser. I woke up early this morning and everything was pretty chill. I went out and bought some donuts and soon enough, I was back at my computer... Shortly afte you started your heinous crime spree against my body......... You recalled one of the thanks you had issued on my posts. Not knowing what to do I STAYED SILENT. I thought it was my fault. Several times perhour I checked my user profile and felt the abuse mount up against me. One thanks taken. Two thanks taken.. Three thanks taken… Four thanks taken…. FIVE THANKS TAKEN!?!? I spiraled in and out of reality over 100 times about this by now. Now that this day is nearly over and I have suffered the loss of 5 of your thanks, I realize you have made me stronger than ever because it didn't kill me! So even though you ruined this part of me, I thank you all the same. While I was never able to pinpoint you as my abuser, that won't silence me. You work in the shadows - this is what you do - HURT PEOPLE! People who appreciate you!!!!!!!!! You are a shadow coward. Such cowardice, w0h.
I want you to know that I am stronger than you and thats why I'm writing this post. Because I don't know who you are but at the same time I pretty much know what kind of person you are and that's most of what counts isn't it? After you took your thanks back from me 5-times, I have already earned it back by become a entirely better person. And for that I will always thank you a whole lot.
Just know that your crimes are real, and I DID see them. I will find you and..... And I
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was just in town and went to buy a coke coz i was thirsty. anyway they were selling pasties and shit which looked pretty nice. they had it were they were all out in a hot cabinet and you put one into a paper bag and go pay for it. so i put one in a bag, went round the shelf and slipped it in my waistband coz its hot and all i was wearing was jeans and a tee, so nowhere else to conceal it. so i goes picks up a coke and went to pay for the coke but this pasty is starting to feel a bit too hot around my belt. so i was using my hand to try and hold it away from my skin a bit so it wouldn't get so hot while i waited to pay. next thing i know my finger went straight through the paper bag and the pasty and its all falling apart and starting to burn my nuts. so i ducked back round the shelf putting the coke down on the side to go sort it out where they wouldn't see that i'd just tried to steal one of their pasties. and its all starting to fall down my leg now. and the filling is hot as fuck. so i try to let it all fall down the leg of my jeans but these tight jeans these days, it got half way down my calf and all got stuck there. and now its burning my leg to fuck so i've just squished it down and out the bottom of my jeans and just left it on the floor. hopefully they'll think somebody just dropped a pasty on the floor and it got trod on or summing. anyway so now i thought i'll just buy this coke and get the fuck out. but as i'm going back to where the coke was i'm thinking where did i put that ยฃ10 note, and i'm checking all my pockets just as i hear a guy at the cashier saing 'somebody just left this bottle of coke and ten pound note on the side', so i quickly called it as mine, paid for the coke and got the fuck out. i had to go and get some envelopes and copier paper so i was rushing to get them so i could get home to check my leg coz it was burning like fuck now. anyway i got home, ripped my clothes off and got in the shower. there is a huge blister bigger than a tennis ball on my calf and its sore as hell now.
moral of the story is don't go putting hot pasties in your waistband to chore them kids.
i've got hot pasties like that tons of times and never had anything like that happen tho. that was one seriously fucking hot pasty man.
i'll take some pics, you guys gotta see this.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Butter chicken mostly. The occasional prawn (shrimp) and mushroom and Keema every now and then.
I love the way you put shrimp in parentheses so your neighbors will know wtf you're on about. That's the same reason used parentheses instead of brackets.
I really wanna nice curry now.
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