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Posts That Were Thanked by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, but I used Alexa to remind me when an Ebay auction is about to end so I can snipe it.

    "Alexa set alarm for 1hr 15mins"

    "1hr 15 mins starting from now"

    Thats a good idea. You utilize the concept... We're too old to remember everything at this point.
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  2. follow each and every instruction the dom tells you to do.
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  3. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Im drinking earl grey tea..fight me..
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  4. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Tattoos are just becoming more and more common. I literally don't know anyone without one other than myself.
    People tried to be rebellious by getting them, but nowadays so many people have one, it's just another normie thing.
    In 2012, 21% of Americans had one or more tattoos. That is around 45 million people in US alone.

    30% of all college graduates in United States have tattoos.
    35% of those between 30 and 39 years in the United Kingdom have tattoos.


    The actual number in 2019 is probably much higher.

    People don't understand the hierarchy of normies.

    normie (plural normies) (slang, usually derogatory) A normal person; one with commonly held beliefs, tastes or interests.
    Where I'm from, it is a commonly held belief that hard drugs are acceptable and tattoos are normal.

    I hate the word 'normie' but if you want to get into what it means, there you go.
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  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by stl1 a son and two pit bulls.

    What could go wrong
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  6. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    This thread turned out more interesting than I would've thought. Some good posts. People that use the word "normie" are usually exactly what the word means in one form or another. Jiggaboo is right, and Ghost is definitely a normie drone. But so is the majority of other people on this site.

    You aren't rebelling by taking drugs. Now if you became an opium lord or something in a south east asian jungle and actually produced the shit yourself and didn't have to rely on a brainwashed western civilization, then you might be able to say you aren't a normie.

    Everyone is still chasing paper though. I never would've guessed CandyRein preferred living outside a big filthy city. All the black people I've met have been afraid of the woods and such, except maybe a hand full.
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  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I wanna sexual maid.
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A young Asian masseuse/whore who looked like she'd been crying. I told the manager that it was very unprofessional and "off putting" so he gave me a $20 coupon for next time.

    Hooker coupons. What a time to be alive.

    They should also offer a rewards/points program.
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ah i see. And what do REAL women have?

    Stretch marks.
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    None for me..

    I’m too emotional I know I’d cry.. then I’ll be sheep amongst wolves!

    I’d imagine I’d have to become someones girlfriend, and fast!
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What does a gay man say to another gay man before going on vacation ?

    Can I help you pack your shit?

    Ha.
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  12. lmao!
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson how much did the dui end up costing you?

    Financially, I can't even really remember exactly... something upwards of a thousand dollars... I think maybe around $2k in fines, etc.

    I also had my license suspended for... I don't even remember. Six months? Maybe less, maybe more.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson on one occasion I pulled into a gas station drunk as hell and there were 6 cops chillin outside drinking coffee…got out of my car and fell flat on my face…they just looked at me and carried on with their coffee…guess they were on a coffee break, lucky me.

    Lol. That is pretty damn lucky.
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  14. DontTellEm Black Hole

    😋
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Hard liquor before beer... you're in the clear... beer before hard liquor... never sicker.
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  16. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    didn't read
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  17. Admin African Astronaut
    With 13 thanks, and who isn't more deserving of all of those thanks.
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    I chased the guy down that sexually assaulted my poodle .. but he pulled a Tupperware of 3 bean salad out and threw it on the pavement and I slipped .. fuqn beans and mayonnaise everywhere
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  19. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    because its fun & funny
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  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    DONT ACKNOWLEDGE HIS THANKS
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