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Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. Originally posted by Kafka I'm having flashbacks of my "honeymoon" every morning in the hotel I needed a pint of Sprite and a glass of ice for my face for the hangovers.

    Hi Kafka, how are those 2 tits of ours doing? let me know if they need a sucking!
  2. Originally posted by Bradley It's aight. I go to this diner that does a soup bowl a salad and a normally good bun for 7.77$

    There used to be a place near me called "Soupa salad" where it was all you can eat soup...but not the salad strangely enough.
  3. Originally posted by Wariat i openly admit to what? wanting to get to kow and fuck girls over the gae of conset in whatever country i am at within the uu. sure and? plus what does denying it have anything to do with it?

    Did the tree consent?
  4. You'll learn yungins...
  5. Originally posted by mmQ GOD DAMNIT JIGGABOO WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE OUR SERIOUS SUGGESTION AND GO ON A SERIAL DATE RAPING SPREE. FUCK!!!!! 😡 😡 😡

    Already did that shit in my 20s and 30s...now I just want to blow my load, kick them out and have lunch.
  6. Originally posted by Fox Empathy is when you understand people’s feelings, which I do. Sympathy is when you feel some type of way about how they feel. I don’t have the second thing

    ..and homosexuality?
  7. Originally posted by mmQ They're your slaves. You can tell them to leave whenever you're done with them.

    Time is money...literally.
  8. Originally posted by Fox Im not a very emotionally healthy person, that’s something that I do recognize. But in reality I don’t actually give this guy a single thought outside of when I happen to see one of his threads. He is a piece of shit though and should kill himself

    Clearly you're not one to believe in kindness and understanding to your fellow men.
  9. "Put the kettle on luv"
  10. Originally posted by totse2118 What does the 🌶️ sex emoji mean?
    𝘾𝙃𝙐𝘽𝙎 - '🌶️' using this emoji means asking for a sex …
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    | ||8 88M| |
    | ||8 \|/^ 88M| |
    | ||8 🫑 / \|/^ 88M| |
    | ||8 /-|--/ 🌶️ / 88M| |
    | ||8 \ | /-|--/ 88M| |
    | ||8 /--i \ | 88M| |
    | ||8 / L /--i "YM| |
    | ||; L / L 8M| |
    | ||: L 88M| |
    | || 3 M| |
    | `.========================================.' |
    | Summon Spicy Pepper |
    | ,'"""""""""-"""""--"""""-""""""""""""""| |
    | | The *s below are the number of | |
    | | pepper people in play, counting both | |
    | | sides. Thus if there are two Pepper | |
    | `,People in play, each has a power and | |
    | /'toughness 2/2. | |
    | | ``"PUT A PEPPER IN MY ASSHOLE" | |
    | | \ |
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    | `.____,;;,__________,,______,__________| |
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    | Illus. (c) Anson Maddocks */* |
    """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" |
    |You may think I'm crazy but the forest is alive. | |
    |Alive I tell you. | |
    |Something's been stealing our track. |
    |Something's been f*cking with us. |
    |I thought things were okay until last night but there are angry |
    | monsters in the woods and in the water and the trees |
    | are following me. We may not make it. |
    |Help us please |.
    |Your friend forever, Jacob Collins.


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    Another worthwhile post...
  11. Originally posted by mmQ I think he meant the literal Bill Cosby. He's saying you should pour secret liquids into girls' drinks that make them turn purple and fizzy (the drinks not the girls) and you can have your way with them for many hours no questions asked. TEE HEE

    Sounds like something a lowly dog would do...I don't want them hanging around for hours.
  12. Originally posted by Wariat So last night was one of the crazies nights ever in lodz. I met this turkish strongman dude like a few days ago at the same exact pub me and star trek hunt out at and yesterday we tried to go to the ukrianian club but it was so few people epsit ethe weather being good and them being one of like two clubs in all of lodz open or running on sunday. later we got free passes but whe we went in it was closed. so we sat outside at the fountain area got some beers at the 24 hour gas staiton enarby and sat. i saw this belarussian who speaks perfec tpolish and is light half polish blond chick who works at a strip club here in town and we hit it off but soon she was surrounded by dudes like fucking surrounded. she had a friend with her too. apparently according to my friend from turkey she left with two dudes at the same time lol. anyway after a while i see this small polish guy who looks like a drug addict but knows amny of the homeless scaveegrs and he scared them off from the fountain and this polish guy who claims to be form the army and fought in bakhmut in the fucking polish army.

    I imagined in my head it is maybe possible they dressed polish soldiers up as ukrianians and sent them to the meat grinder also so i figure its possibly possible. anyway they were doing some moves and i trained with them a bit but tbey wouldnt let me try a yhting like they were afraid to let me try a move on them but wanted to try moves on me. anyway after a while this well dressed u[p ukrainian guy from the club nearby was tlaking to these two other either georgia or ukriania guys and he said somehting back tbey jumped him like right in front of me attacked him. the fucking small polish guy with the jukie or drug eyes who knew the bums nearby like maved him after he already was jumped before he could fight back.

    later they leave i ask him wtf why u mace him? he act stupid says they ar emy drug clients or cl;ients or some shit i dont know him. me and the supposed army dude tlak he says lets get them for jumping him. lets fuck them up. so me and him and the same retarde dpolish guy start looking for them. and get this we go everywhere in lodz and fucking see them. at first i say no way this cant be them. like no way they wouldnt be open on main street like right in front of the bar me and star trek hung out at. and the small polish street guy who maced their enemy or who they umped was like its fucking them. thats tyhem. i told him if it is ill make the first move adf he was liek you will owe me 100 zlote if it is them you say not.

    anyway we also have these two other ukrianian guys with us brand new from city coming back tomorrow to the front or some shit or to their country. but we wlak four of us looking for these cats. and one of the, when we see them goes inside the bar me and star trek hung out ad we see him calling like getting people. the other one the main one who attacked or jumped the guy acts dumb pretends to be a greek as the saying in polish goes and at one point i realize he is right. it is them.

    i take the flight i attack i deck him. right in front of the bouncer everyone. he runs i go after him both of the polish guys also ibcluding the small junky dude who has mace. we stomp him a bit and the motherfucker is like terminator. he gets up like he got up after my chin check and ra he also takes the stomps to his head and keeps moving running getting up gets away like some undestructible fucker.

    so we say we good. ya know? anyway the other one walks by like nothing we could have got him too but at this point we cool we just walk by and tell each other we got the main one who did the flight or jumped the guy for no reason. So later we wlak and =we see both of them together again like he is like nothing after ther sotmpings after me dekcing him they together same street no fear. we were like what the fuck. and he says some shit in polish or we could understand it maybe ukrainian what ow motherfuckers and sort of shows his pants opens his shirt and i say he may have a wepaon on him like a gun or something and the short dude just starts running like full force backwards toward the pub me and star trek were at and across mains treet here so i go also we ran off.

    i dont know if to feel like a coward or not. i did the first move i did not buckle but did when all he did was lift his shirt. who knows it could have been a bluff or just a knife but even against just a knife its stupid to fight. plus we already did what we aimed to do was to at least get one of them back.

    cliff notes?

    10 points for using paragraphs though.
  13. Peter PIPER picked a peck of pickled pepper
    where's the peck of pickled pepper peter PIPER picked?
  14. Originally posted by jerryb He didn't call them slampigs for nothing.

    Good point
  15. The first thing I did when I got to the US was go to a Chinese all you can eat buffet. The woman asked me what I wanted to drink and I said tea...she brought me ice tea and I was like "wtf is this, I asked for tea".
  16. A GOOD OL BRITISH CUPPA.
  17. I'm sorry you had to go through that Bradley.
  18. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Gluttony is the USA's birthright.

    Fixed
  19. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs A signifigant change to what thing?

    The life giving waters of the ocean.

    No baby turtles were harmed by me pissing my swimming trunks while holidaying in Benidorm.
  20. Originally posted by WellHung Coat my meat in a layer of ur saliva, Handsome.

    Wow, Spectral how do you feel about that?
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