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Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. This might help

  2. retarted

    One who has been given additional tarts.
    Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
    Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
  3. I wonder if porn stars ever complain about it.
  4. Originally posted by benny vader they are = their.

    Except you said..

    they are no girls on the internet.

    Again

    *there, not they, not their... lololol
  5. Worked with a chick at Compaq who reported a guy for sexual harassment simply because he asked her to go for a drink with him after work...he got fired because of the zero tolerance policy.

    A few months later the boss asked several of the supervisors to go to dinner with him...he didn't fire himself...though it was suggested he should.
  6. Triggered.
  7. I steal toilet roll and pens from work if that counts.
  8. Originally posted by tee hee hee You work in a male prison tho!

    Someone just got their commissary suspended for a month...
  9. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
  10. I've found it impossible to sexually harass women at work as it's not deemed harassment if you are attractive to the opposite sex.
  11. Originally posted by tee hee hee How you posting again? Now I look like a liar. 😾😾😾

    They released the Kraken I guess /i don't know emote goes here.
  12. I think it's like the Kraken but less intimating.

  13. It varies depending on who I'm trying to catfish.
  14. Show tits
  15. Originally posted by POLECAT they never did that tho

    Yep it's what they used to during the shipping process if they didn't eat their tomatoes.

  16. Hang them upside down as if they were a nigga.
  17. I've shit on 4 continents.
  18. Also jacking off to a 14yr old doesn't make you a pedo...pedo is prepubescent...so continue without guilt!
  19. Zanick seems reasonably pleasant so far...though he lost points for the avocado gayness.
  20. Originally posted by ohfralala Butter your bread any differently from me nigga?

    Mmmm I'd love to butter lalas split loaf.
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