Boss bebe at a water park when a sudden wave rips off her tiny bikini and then barreling her across the pool where she finally crashes into my face crotch first.
Not good...I realized these people I've worked with for the last 11yrs I don't know their last names in most cases.
2018-05-10 at 7:33 PM UTC
in
How to be more sophisticated?
Buy some round rimmed specs, get a pullover and knot the arms around your neck (don't actually wear it), get one of those man purses or an 80s style Filofax, grow a beard, hang out at Starbucks and drink skinny lattes, place a copy of Ecce Homo by Friedrich Nietzsche next to your latte at a slight angle so it looks like you casually threw it there as if it was just the daily newspaper.
Done...classes not necessary.
2018-05-10 at 5:04 PM UTC
in
dietician be damned
Yep, she was a young thing fresh out of university. She said Carbonated water was no different than still water...Back to school young lady, back to school for you!
All this talk of morels is making be want a mushroom burger.
2018-05-10 at 4:56 PM UTC
in
Attn: HTS
Shy usually means fat (or ginger).
(...or both).
Ignore them paige and come back to bed.
2018-05-10 at 4:35 PM UTC
in
God Bless Yemen
Yemen is the smugglers highway, all the illegal shit like exotic animals and blood diamonds go from Africa through Yemen. Leave Yemen alone if you want cheap cheetahs and bling.
What was that bit about your fleshlight?
2018-05-10 at 4:20 PM UTC
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Attn: HTS
Be aloof not needy then He'll come to you.
He better not tell anyone my favorite color.
What kind of PI is that, Raspberry PI or Magnum PI?
It's an old favorite, classic 80s cheese.
