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2018-06-04 at 2:55 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Miracle MondayBack in my home town/country there used to be a topless barbers. I was getting my hair cut every couple of weeks.
"Take a little more off the front please darlin" -
2018-06-04 at 2:48 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Miracle MondayWho was driving?
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2018-06-04 at 2:46 PM UTC in Codebeta Shouldn't Have Been BannedWell there was that guy who met a cannibal online and then agreed to be eaten by him.
In March 2001 Meiwes advertised on the internet for a "young well-built man, who wanted to be eaten". Brandes replied.
On the evening of March 9, the two men went up to the bedroom in Meiwes' rambling timbered farmhouse. Mr Brandes swallowed 20 sleeping tablets and half a bottle of schnapps before Meiwes cut off Brandes' penis, with his agreement, and fried it for both of them to eat.
Brandes - by this stage bleeding heavily - then took a bath, while Meiwes read a Star Trek novel.
In the early hours of the morning, he finished off his victim by stabbing him in the neck with a large kitchen knife, kissing him first. -
2018-06-04 at 2:42 PM UTC in Codebeta Shouldn't Have Been Bannedfruit cup
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2018-06-04 at 2:39 PM UTC in Codebeta Shouldn't Have Been Banned
Originally posted by Codebeta Total BS Mikey…we only defended against idiots like yourself and lies. We never bullied anyone…five bloody years you fought with StrawHat aka ScareCrow and never had the balls to meet him. You threatened him almost ever day and never stopped abusing women when drunk. Take some memory pills and move on.
Well not wanting to waste one's time traveling to and meeting up with a sheep fucker from an internet forum doesn't equate to not having balls, it equates to having a bit of sense. -
2018-06-04 at 2:36 PM UTC in What are the chances I'm not gonna just fucking killself?
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2018-06-04 at 2:35 PM UTC in What are the chances I'm not gonna just fucking killself?
Originally posted by Item 9 *kill myself
How many people in the history of humanity have commitied suicide? Like hundreds of millions? Of those, how many people have commited suicide for less good of reason(s) that I have (or soon will have)? Still like…millions. So…what are the chances I won't?
How many people have done it twice? -
2018-06-04 at 2:33 PM UTC in Codebeta Shouldn't Have Been Banned
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2018-06-04 at 1:58 PM UTC in GODDAMN im glad Lanny is finally banning these idiots for shitpostingMillenials...
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2018-06-04 at 1:55 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2018-06-04 at 1:49 PM UTC in American idiots
Originally posted by aldra here's a primer if you want to learn something. There are much better articles on the matter (and far beyond).
no, if you reread that carefully, in the past the rate of long-term unemployed has been significantly higher than recently unemployed, which is why the statistic is often hidden.
Dow is at 24,000+, unemployment is at 3.8% with job growth every month, Wages are up, house prices are up, gas prices are up (good for the economy), interest rates are finally increasing, ...pretty much everything is on the up...
...anyone who sees all that as the US economy being in trouble..doesn't understand economics. -
2018-06-04 at 1:45 PM UTC in GODDAMN im glad Lanny is finally banning these idiots for shitposting
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2018-06-04 at 1:43 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!Who the fuck buys a didgeridoo...
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2018-06-04 at 1:38 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
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2018-06-04 at 1:37 PM UTC in what u having for supper?2.2
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2018-06-04 at 1:36 PM UTC in Red HairLike a rusty brillo pad
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2018-06-04 at 1:30 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by jillvalentine That's why ya fix the leak for god sakes 🤦♀️
Well the problem is the water is all around, the basement is below the water table line...any fix is just temporary. You fix one and two more spring up...
Likewise you can eat salads for 10yrs but sooner or later you're going to find a box of 244 kitkats left on your doorstep by mistake...then what? -
2018-06-04 at 1:27 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by A College Professor yes its like .. a basement wants to be wet. u can put a pump in it and make all the fat go away but 1day the pump will break down
then u will maybe call a plumbr or let your basement flood.
something something something 100 year flood plain
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2018-06-04 at 1:25 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!deep fried twinkies...
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2018-06-04 at 1:25 PM UTC in Codebeta Shouldn't Have Been Banned
